MKMatoosh

I'm just here to read stuff.

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@TheMon1010 @ShitpostRock You get Space Canadians

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@CW23CW @SmirkingDamsel I don't know what they are, the closest thing they would be to in England is a sad looking version of toad-in-the-hole.

They are definitely not pigs in blankets, THESE are pigs in blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon)

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@TheCinesthetic The Expanse

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@amazingmap And God said: "Fuck Australia in particular"

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@Nick_Pettigrew A photo of the canvas I had made from the photo...

Three surfers walking across a misty Westward Ho! beach in 2010

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@andydupertuis @skdh One in imperial so the Americans can understand. And 'limited' to 125mph (~210kph) so the passenger didn't get scared.
*Taken by the passenger

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@ArchieDuke14 @RDPHistory My grandad was 14th/20th Hussars who provided mobility for 2/6 Gurkhas in Italy. He never really spoke about the war, but one of things he would say was "Thank God I was on their side."

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@anon_opin But is a Jason Derulo song really a Jason Derulo song unless Jason Derulo says Jason Derulo?

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Lunchtime blast around the concrete and roundabouts of #MK

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@PghMackem @sophie_gadd He had a map of London and couldn't understand why we couldn't walk between the ones that are "close together" and get a quick taxi for the ones further out.
Couldn't understand the scale of London and how long it takes to get anywhere

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@declan1968 @sophie_gadd He wanted to go inside each of them, take photos with trophies etc.
He couldn't get his head around the scale of London, he thought we could walk or get a quick taxi between them

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@Pal_action @RAF_Luton can the UK's foremost RAF base (just of the A1081) confirm the existence of "Apache fighter jets"?

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@paul_haine *Tablespoon* Yeah, that's not...
*2nd tablespoon* Um, I really think...
*Folds the bread over* Fuck it, I need to see this!

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@goteach_Denmark @paul_haine Comparing Dijon mustard to English mustard is like comparing mayonnaise to chilli sauce.

Don't breathe out through your nose unless you want to clear your sinuses and start crying 👍

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@anon_opin Or when you hold a *concept* review and there's always that one person asking why every single little detail hasn't been solved yet

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@NoContextBrits Black pudding, straight in the bin 🤮

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@NoContextBrits Nah, put 'absolute' in front of upper class crumpet and you're there 👌🏼

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@SoVeryBritish ⚠️Reports of increased radio traffic at Devonport and Chivenor.
⚠️Residents of Launceston warned to remain inside their properties
⚠️ Mary Berry appeals for calm

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@SoVeryBritish Ukraine, Gaza, Yemen and now you're trying to get Devon and Cornwall to kick off?