Michael Risk

Once a man of quiet desperation, now a menace fueled by sarcasm and bad decisions.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Here’s Taylor Swift rooting against the Knicks from less than a month ago.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Typical weekend starter pack

[Daniel Risk @danielrisk]

@MarioNawfal Can we start a chart of all the colorful adjectives they use? I’m assuming “crushing and painful” will be the same as all their other meaningless missiles.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers these back in the day?

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

This is the country your father grew up in

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The country you grew up in no longer exists

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

This woman just shattered everything I thought I knew about quantum physics in 60 seconds 😱

"Quantum physics isn’t just science, it’s logical spirituality. You don’t attract what you want. You align with what you already are."

Every version of you already exists in the quantum field - The wealthy you, the happy you, the successful you.

"The quantum field doesn’t respond to begging. It responds to certainty."

Your most powerful tool is visualization.

‘Our minds don’t know the difference between imagination and reality.’

Time isn’t linear, you can pull your future into the now & re-code your past.

You are not a person inside the universe.

You ARE the universe experiencing itself through you.

"Go live like the miracle you are.”

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

I knew his brother Jack

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Men are biologically incapable of walking past these in a grocery store without snagging one

[Jon Katz @JonKatz79]

Society peaked around the same time dudes were wearing those "Big Johnson" t-shirts.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Christopher Nolan has long cited Michael Mann's 1995 crime epic Heat as an inspiration for The Dark Knight (2008).

Here is how Heat inspired The Dark Knight. #filmtwt

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead https://t.co/Jhvd1rj4zZ

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

You literally wrote a song called “cop killer!”

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

The Hantavirus Theater Continues: Fear Over Facts, and Why We Already Have Solutions

A Measured Look at What the Press Got Wrong (And What They Got Right, More or Less) By Robert W. Malone, MD, MS · Chief Medical Officer, Curativa Bay

https://t.co/LVE7rMXKEc

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons

ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Music video from Swedish rapper Yung Lean and GENER8ION has an amazing choreography, created by French artist Damien Jalet.

[Michael Risk @MKUltra843]

@obsrvate @dandakich Real Class Act ain’t she? Sucks on and off the court 😏

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Take-Two CEO hinted that a new L.A. Noire game could release in the future, along with other Rockstar legacy IP

"Broadly, we’re looking at doing something in the future with all of our intellectual property..."

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round https://t.co/SjxiXBsp2V