Matt Runyan

Writer, freelance journalist, small-town reporter, culture enthusiast, eclectic contrarian

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Life is an endless shlog of home improvement projects. #truth #Cosmos

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I just saw a bumper sticker for High Point University. Their motto should be "It's all downhill from here."

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#IFightFor Virtue! @OriginPC @InfiniteCrisis http://t.co/GwHRXopFq6 Can't wait to play this. Shazam? Arcane Green Lantern? Yes please.

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Resume and Portfolio is up!! http://t.co/7QmIAFhJAx #MyProWebsite #ItsOKtoStare

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I just gotta get some clothes that fit me and lead a team of madmen through frontier space. #aspiration

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When I see a beautiful girl over-indulge in hipster trappings, I always expect Harrison Bergeron to swoop in and dance her to the ceiling.

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Cat's getting ready to come home! #jmsheaforever http://t.co/Gy2pH5Jvct

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#jmsheaforever http://t.co/AYyyK0tx2E

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#jmsheaforever #babygirl @ Vuka Austin http://t.co/bYjusDcz5V

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The whole party #jmsheaforever http://t.co/c6YQXAnc64

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I love my family #jmsheaforever http://t.co/We8idrPotf

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#jmsheaforever http://t.co/hoN8BPlUMY

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#jmsheaforever http://t.co/TEZjz8DrOU

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NINE DOLLAR FRAAAAAMES #cheapglasses

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The crushing mundanity of the DMV.

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@LilySchurra And see? I just "favorited" that post. Am I now married to that post, or is it an open relationship? VALID QUESTIONS.

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@LilySchurra It's just basic questions like: If you retweet your own reply, does it create a causal paradox that deletes the whole thread?

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@MK_Runyan See? I tried to like... add these hashtags but... replied to myself instead? I don't know. Confused.

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@bloggingisevil Yup, just had to make a trade for the ability to use it. Wasn't using my soul anyway.

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Curley Cubs beat Bismarck - 43-36! #CurleyWolves