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This Earth is as real as a Chinese fortune cookie/ In English with lottery numbers/ I'm finished

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@svrrendering Kid named finger blast

[AdLib Gold @soundblasterpro]

"And here's why that's a good thing."

[FaustundFredrick @FaustsArchive]

This gif is very powerfvl

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@svrrendering No matter what

["cess" @TOTALCESSDEATH]

Just helpless and useless as fuck. No wonder u bitches are obsessed with these things. They’re just like you!!!!

[gay white thug who learns slow @OswinBilly]

Fuck old people. Fuck food. Fuck reading books. Fuck bed time.

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Oliver Tree was killed by the bolsheviks for being a white Christian

[kevin poop @poopswag34]

When sandy hook happened a stacy in my geometry class filled out my worksheet for me when I got up and went to the bathroom and when I got back she told me to always remember she did something nice for me

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

You can’t respect women. You have to think she’s a born imbecile. Then when she does something stupid or infuriating you can say: she’s just a woman. I expect nothing of her but to be a beautiful moron. An incubator for my children. Something they’ll replace some day with a genetically modified donkey. A warm bag with tubes.

What I expect of myself is to fund everything, know everything, do everything. Save her from herself. From her stupid decisions. Maintain everything constantly, while she drives to Erewhon with no insurance one hand on the wheel the other texting.

She comes at you with some passionate argument and you think oh she’s PMSing. She just needs some dick.

And she feels the same about me. I’m a smelly violent ape with no aesthetic sense. I dress like a child. She thinks I’m an imbecile. She has to take care of me. Save me from myself when I fly into rages, stress over money. I explain dollar cost averaging into the S & P 500. Listen if I die you have to do this. God dammit are you listening or should I just tell the dog. And she says: you are insane.

She knows you’rean imbecile in ways you can’t see yourself. Because they’re the water. The things you think are flaws she doesn’t notice. She doesn’t know what Norwood is.

I’m a maniac ruled by moods and hormones. Everything I feel vanishes when a teaspoon of liquid squirts out of my balls. And I don’t have to tell an AI support bot I’ll torture and kill the CEO and his children over a hotel refund. How can she tolerate me.

And she’s an imbecile. She should not be allowed to vote or own property.

I had to go to a government hearing for work. There was a section for public comment. A man affected by health policy talked about his wife losing her speech and dying slowly, horribly. And he quit his job to care for her. Feeding her and cleaning her. I went in her room. Thank God she was awake, and I said come here I have to hold you for a minute. I have to hold you and smell your hair and look at you.

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Purple eyebags and slouched gamer neck posture and having heart palpitations daily are positive health indicators

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

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@poopswag34 I gotta start again I never made it far enough. Feel like they’d fix me

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Hand of God reaching down to pinch my cheeks and molest me. It’s fine I’m fine

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Every woman named Layla is autistic

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”

[Rogert @xeroger]

I’m a “normie.” I like cats. My favorite restaurant is McDonald’s. I’m skinnyfat. I play poker with my friends and lose everytime. Tomorrow is my birthday. I’m pushing 30.

[Dilan Kapar @Kaparetti]

an artful mime

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@wildgooseALT Really just depends on the tag + situation. If the tag really makes sense for your setup definitely do it especially early game