Bogerton Malone

Albany Empire Super Fan

[Fuentes Updates @FuentesUpdates]

Jews put on whiteface until you have an antisemitic thought.

"Joe Lonsdale is the definition of Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

[Jomana @cheekygal777]

White people be like there’s more to the beach boys than Kokomo

[Papa Triplets 👩‍👦‍👦 @dofficial_vela]

A Gift for Harvey

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

I get told that I am just white...like being italian-american is not a thing. Also that you cant be offended by italian slurs because whites are a majority. Kinda weird...but I just keep the traditions and let my kids travel and know their heritage

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Imagine being an operative of Andrew Cuomo -- who became a Clinton cabinet member at 35 and New York Governor because his daddy was New York Governor -- and then running a campaign accusing your opponent of getting unfair advantages from his parents:

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Hello? Is Homer there?"

"Homer who?"

"Homer... Sexual..."

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I really hope the guy who thinks a ten year old should give birth to her rapist’s baby is okay. Praying for him.

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

I once bugged Freddie Gibbs for weeks & weeks for him to play ‘Deeper’ in Manchester for my now fiancée (her favourite song)

he recognised us at the concert, and called me out in front of the whole crowd, before playing the song for me

this is the vid

https://t.co/cv6KwEGAZj

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

When the political dynasty you're born into and that promised you life-long power erodes, rots and then finally breaks completely as a result of overwhelming voter rejection. This is the rage produced solely by the denial of perceived dynastic entitlement:

[Melanie Brusseler @BrusselerMel]

Zohran's haters will become his waiters when he sits down at the table of success

[Bogerton Malone @MKeane513]

Send your prayers out to the brave and extremely well adjusted men who won’t be able to run to Canada to evade the draft for our coming war with Iran because they have a DUI and aren’t allowed into the country for another 6 years and 4 months

[Richard Sanders @PulaRJS]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Dr @Tanyaalih for your courage, passion and eloquence.

Watch EVERY MINUTE of this extraordinary interview about the grotesque murder of 9 siblings in Gaza.

I just don't know how she holds it together. /1

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Congratulations Ryan, Michael, and to the entire cast and crew. Must see in a cinema and stay through the end credits!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Millennial Clint Eastwood: Go tell your Pa…Nothing-burger is back on the [Gunshot] Fucking menu

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Pete Hegseth texting at 3:32 AM: ur wo fuckin erotauc (;-) iwannaw be nside u
3:40 AM: Im sober now 3 whol months, turnig my lif arnd
3:41 AM: lst time i cryabt a BITCH
7:02 AM: Operation Vindicated Determination

Assessments indicate targets can be penetrated by AGM-158s

[Bogerton Malone @MKeane513]

Taking pto hours tomorrow so that I can find my way into a middle school just to do the pledge of allegiance

[POLITICO @politico]

Deported Brown University professor had ‘sympathetic photos’ of Hezbollah leaders on her phone, DOJ says https://t.co/P4vfhKcJHu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I don't care what people say, I like Tom Cruise. He works his ass off and never ever quits. He's one of the few true movie stars.

[Aisha A @landlawlahore]

I think next time instead of giving people liz cheney you should give them healthcare