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Tshatshke 🤌🏽

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[abiola @abxola]

Rock bottom is actually a trampoline

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Oscar Payne @0scarpayne]

@jmatipfanclub You’re blatantly that wolf that’s been tryna scran my arse

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[djcows @djcows]

drinking water to understand how a datacenter feels

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[Baeloncé Breakspear @narutosdurag]

Schiaparelli downnnn

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

[Andy Greeley @energydelay]

@oldfriend99 I Odyssaw it earlier today

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[♡ @sajz3zo]

this is the equivalent of weighted bulgarian split squats for your jaw

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You occupy space and have mass.

You matter.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

After a songwriter dies, he will decompose

[✰ @slowwlifee]

wishing u a relaxed nervous system xx

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse