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🇸🇸always be the small man ,never let them see you coming.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Moses kuria nae anajua kuishi hii town

Mtu anauza kura elfu tano billioni moja

Kuria alipata fala wake na akakwama na yeye kabisa

[I am Chege @_James041]

Politicians should not be giving you handouts and packets of Unga.

They should be focusing on service delivery.

They are your employees and when your employee starts taking you out for drinks,

Then he is stealing from your company and blind folding you using drinks.

Amkeni!

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

1.2 million children had their photos turned into sexual deepfakes last year.

1.2 MILLION

The photos came from their parents' social media.

Let's sit on that for a minute.

[Pharm. Greatman @OGreat6]

Don’t mix

- Paracetamol and alcohol

- Metronidazole and alcohol

- Ciprofloxacin and milk

- Iron tablets and tea

- Doxycycline and excess sunlight

- Aspirin and alcohol

- Ibuprofen and dehydration

- Doxycycline and milk

- Atorvastatin and grapefruit juice

Kindly Repost

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

IRANIAN PRESIDENT: “If we did not have our defensive missiles, Israel and America would have plowed through Iran the way Gaza was plowed through, showing no mercy to the old or the young. They speak of human rights. It is a great lie.”

It’s a hard truth to hear, but it’s true.

[Eric @amerix]

PLAY: The Government Inspector, by Nikolai Gogol,

Character: Ivan Aleksandrovich KHLESTAKOV

[Eric @amerix]

Another comes here to tell us,

"Africa is our business,"

But when an important African business was happening on African soil, he was in Europe, eating lasagna like Khlestakov, the deceitful character in the play The Government Inspector by Nikolai Gogol.

Liars!

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

This is the history we need to learn

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Iran was in a war alone against 7 countries and won.

[Eric @amerix]

COVID19 Vaccines.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

During social gatherings like weddings ,harambees and funerals there is always that part where someone goes to the MC and whispers something and then the mc will announce, " KDW 440 tafadhali umefungia watu " and then the owner will wake up and walk slowly outside . Hiyo feeling nilikua anaombea sana nikiwa mdogo . Even now at my age it still feels me with some joy . Ni kama ile blue badge ya kitambo hapa .

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[Eric @amerix]

INDISCIPLINE and LAZINESS are multi-trillion-dollar economies.

Did you know this?

Some successful institutions thrive on us being undisciplined and lazy.

The system encourages you to be indisciplined so that it can extract value from you.

The system encourages you to be lazy so that it sells you fantasies and illusory imagery, which you happily buy, and end up broke and broken.

Then, when you attempt to live with discipline, you are mocked as a boring person, or they say you are proud.

Or, when you elect to work hard, consistently with discipline, you are sarcastically trolled by people who are envious of your progress,

3 critical areas that are lucrative in the economy of indiscipline and laziness:

• Lust

• Gluttony

• Greed

These ultimately leave us unfulfilled, frustrated and depressed.

As a MAN, struggling in this unfair world, your only anchor to getting out of poverty and despair is working hard, consistently, with commitment and discipline.

There is no way out.

Your only Godfather on this earth is DOC. Discipline, Order and Consistency.

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Eric @amerix]

SALT has been mentioned 47 times in the Bible.

SALT is life.

The enemy is sugar.

They condemn salt to protect sugar.

Anyone who tells you salt will kill you is an educated fool.

#FoodFriday

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Photos: Hundreds of young people in the town of Nanyuki in central Kenya have rallied against plans to set up an Ebola quarantine centre for United States citizens exposed to the virus at Laikipia Air Base nearby https://t.co/URurXyFE2z

[Eric @amerix]

With KSH 1.7 Billion,

If each Kenyan MP receives KSH 2 million,

TOTAL = KSH 698 million

BALANCE = KSH 1.002 billion.

KSH 698 million is enough to buy parliamentary silence.

#RejectEbolaBillions

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.