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It goes on

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@DavidHundeyin 💯! "Mbui nzau yaaya yenewe"
(A white goat gets lost in plain
sight)
~ Kamba Proverb

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On a budget in Bamburi? Kwa Kasanga is your hole-in-the-wall

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@satirekenya "When you catch me like a rat on the highway..."

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😆

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A lot is usually going on in this clearing at Lights, day or night. Watu waliacha kuogopa 😅.

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Normalize saying “No!”
“If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.” – Cheryl Richardson

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@georgediano @KariukiDiaspora Still very oblique, say it with your chest out ✌🏿.

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“History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme.” - Mark Twain https://t.co/pWvJIJbEFT

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@crazy_kennar "You're my soulmate, the one that got away" 😂

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@_Mr_Richard I cry for my people. A man of God prays for congregants to receive miraculous mobile money transfers while his own M-Pesa # scrolls across the ticker, inviting viewers to send their "seed" directly. This is your Year of Light, he decrees and declares 😂😭. https://t.co/pNlCJf305t

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@munenechris_77 Vipi Apostle akitaka mpesa anachangiwa, muumini akitaka mpesa anaombewa?

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😆

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

A man being a member of a church choir is the most effeminate thing you can do in this life.

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@georgenjoroge_ https://t.co/96umkDiMMf

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@citizentvkenya Mtume ametua Sabaki, National Housing, Changamwe leo alfariji.
Alhamdulillah. Court order si kitu mbele ya kazi ya Mola. Mamae!

"Neno la Mungu linasema, sindio? 'hatukukuwa na makao na hutukusaidia, mimi sitaki kusimama mbele ya Mungu niulizwe!' " 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 https://t.co/jxNDeO5ITL

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@georgediano @KariukiDiaspora Still very oblique, say it with your chest out ✌🏿.

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@Safaricom_Care Like Albert Ojwang enjoyed his last meal after mumpeane, ama 🤔? Eish!

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Normalize saying “No!”
“If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.” – Cheryl Richardson

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“History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme.” - Mark Twain https://t.co/pWvJIJbEFT

[IVY @ivymuthe]

It looks like we will be recreating 2007/2008 soon

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@Nairobi_Express A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - African Proverb 🙃

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@citizentvkenya Mtume ametua Sabaki, National Housing, Changamwe leo alfariji.
Alhamdulillah. Court order si kitu mbele ya kazi ya Mola. Mamae!

"Neno la Mungu linasema, sindio? 'hatukukuwa na makao na hutukusaidia, mimi sitaki kusimama mbele ya Mungu niulizwe!' " 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 https://t.co/jxNDeO5ITL

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"Where questions of religion are concerned, people are guilty of every possible sort of dishonesty and intellectual misdemeanor." And to rapturous applause no less 🙆🏾 #BanRutoAtUNGA79

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@georgenjoroge_ https://t.co/96umkDiMMf

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@pillah234 @amerix Huwa bad

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Happened in Ruaka. This is becoming a worrying trend now.