Mike

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[Mike @MLKeaney]

@BackIndeed @dustyburners One of my favourite shows

[Mike @MLKeaney]

@jontranslates That’s good enough for me, sign him up

[Mike @MLKeaney]

This is definitely the signing that takes us back to the top!

Who is he?

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Manchester United have made contact with the representatives of William Gomes regarding a possible summer move.

FC Porto are seeking around €50M for the highly-rated winger, who has scored 13 goals this season.

[@geglobo]

[Mike @MLKeaney]

One last dance

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 EXCL: Anthony Martial and Rayados have agreed on contract termination on a mutual agreement.

The French striker leaves Mexican side as a free agent. 🇲🇽

[Richard H. @dustyburners]

Arkady Ivanovich the GOAT

[Mike @MLKeaney]

I’d have a look at Ivan Toney personally

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 “United won't be dropping big money on another big-name striker. There is FAITH in Benjamin Sesko's ability to lead the line for a long time to come.

“When you say 'PROVEN,' the market the club will focus on is an older head. Someone like Danny Welbeck could be a good fit.” #MUFC [@TyMarshall_MEN]

[Mike @MLKeaney]

Has Sancho officially fucked off yet? Good for nothing cunt!

[Mike @MLKeaney]

@jabbathesutt @jimmymcbride1 Look at us

[Mike @MLKeaney]

Facts

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

I bet this Ravel Morrison slop is the biggest myth of all time. If he was that good, even being a bozo he would've still had a better career.

[Mike @MLKeaney]

Mike Dean doing his best to screw Utd over again is it

[ɔ @chelseaaabee_]

god gives his greatest gifts to the most ungrateful

[Dan @001Oxygen]

Are there people on this app who have Watched more than 4 world cups ?

[Mike @MLKeaney]

Awful awful take, made by people who get their football opinions from pundits and podcasters

[Tez @tezilyas]

I’ll die on this hill.

Ashley Cole is the only truly world class talent England has ever produced.

Criteria: top 5 of all time in his position.

(Before you shout at me, I never saw Bobby Moore etc play. And the era was incomparably different)

[Mike @MLKeaney]

@hamezhill Yeah a really top player. The Geordie twat

[Mike @MLKeaney]

I’ve not watched much of Fernandes so I couldn’t say, but I really do think Anderson is brilliant.

The City loving prick!

[H @hugoknowsball]

£125m for Elliott Anderson while the same amount can get you both Mathues Fernandes and Carlos Baleba. Not even sure if Anderson is that better than Fernandes btw

[Mike @MLKeaney]

One of the worst takes I’ve ever seen

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Mike @MLKeaney]

@prieurdp @kai_h You definitely can’t champ. Thats why you’re crying about it

[Mike @MLKeaney]

LOL at Nick not knowing what the word suspicious means

[Nick Roberts @NickRob75008116]

@MLKeaney And just like United I mean £80 million on maguire
£70 million on sancho
Or is there nothing suspicious about that

[Mike @MLKeaney]

@Hayles_101 @jabbathesutt @Gaz3putt Not necessarily. 15 or 20 point penalty won’t relegate City!