Zephyr Breeze

@mlp_Fluttershy's /beloved/ little brother! Fresh graduate of mane therapy school. It's a valid degree, you'll see!

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Eugh... *he groans and rolls his eyes* Nevermind! Not worth it. I served for an /entire afternoon/ and this is the treatment I get! *with a scoff he turns to leave* One star! *he exits with a huff*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Erm... Well I may not exactly *coughs* have those on hoof but surely you can work with me here?

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Saw you were having a sale. Wanted to ask if you also provide a- *he leans on the counter, smirking* veteran's discount perchance?

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*touching down in front of the door and pushing in, using a wing to jangle the entry bell, he enters @mlp_SMocha's cafe and saunters up to the counter*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*no tip was left*
*didn't even pay*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

... Nah. *he stands and pushes his chair in* I choose life. You're free to clog your system up with that stuff. I think the grass outside my sister's place will be a far better option. Good day to you.

*with that, he just leaves the order on the table and leaves the restaurant*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*he jolts as the order is slammed down* Hey careful! *he looks down at the order, and scrunches his muzzle* .... Oh sweet Celestia this looks like it could kill me.

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*with a harumph he takes a seat, hooves folded*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

NOOOO. I asked for pesto! I refuse to let your acidic sludge touch my tongue. *he shudders* Acidity and spice ruins one's taste buds, thus ruining their pallette.

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

What sauce? *leans forward, trying to peek into the kitchen* Wait really, WHAT SAUCE? *he calls back at her*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Fresh pesto. Extra green. *curtly nods*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Naturopathic quesadillas! *he annunciates before huffing* Just make the healthiest quesadilla you can!

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Sadly, yes. I personally believe it's the common pony who should collectively rule, but, yes. A corn tortilla will do. I'd like a naturopathic quesadilla.

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

You barely speak at all.. *he mumbles* But no, fine, I'll settle. Do you have corn tortillas?

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Gluuuuuten freeeeee. Lacking gluten. Absolutely no hydrolysed wheat protein. You understand what I'm saying? *headtilt*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Because my body is a temple, and I only eat the finest of foods. So, let's start with gluten. I refuse to touch it. So, I require a gluten free tortilla. Do you have those? *he raises an accusative brow*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

Mmm, do you have an alternative menu with the vegan options you offer? I need my food to be prepared in a very specific way. *he leans back on the counter, looking at his hoof*

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*he scoffs* You know so little about mane care that your insults roll right off of mine. I condition it so well, /everything/ rolls of it.

Now, if we're done, I just flew in from Cloudsdale and this... establishment was the only one open.

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

EW! That rope was connected to a /pony/? Blech. *he grimaces, wiping his tongue off* I thought it was some, like, primitive bell system. *he peers over the counter to look at @mlp_Chimie* ... At least I think that thing is a pony.

[Zephyr Breeze @MLP_ZephyrB]

*he looks down at the rope with disdain, clicking his tongue* (How civilised.) *he looks around, grabs a number of napkins, wraps them around a part of the rope, then bites down on the napkin'd part and YANKS* Helloooooo?