Lameesha

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I didn't take a nap. I took a horizontal life pause.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My favorite workout move is a cross between a lunge and a crunch....it's called lunch.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think about you.

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

Ramadaan mubarak #holymonth #spiritualvibes https://t.co/CcbHLOJvvP

[ZHA @zhamusic]

We have a problem with #RachelDolezal pretending to be black but...

[mirabel madrigal @KamanderMainy]

Excuse me, but is #RachelDolezal hurting anybody? She's not doing this to hurt black people, she loves us so much she wanna be down! Lol

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

What am I looking for in a guy?

Feed me and tell my I'm pretty.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

You're fat. I'd sugarcoat it, but then you'd eat that, too.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I just need, like, 5 more hours of sleep.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Maybe I'm not on my period. Maybe I'm actually dying. #CantHelpButWonder

[Preshan @RizzlerXIII]

Champions of Spain, winner of the Copa Del Rey and the Champions of Europe. Take a bow Barca #UCLfinal

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

Neymar was meant to get his goal afterall. And that's a wrap. #UCLfinal #BarcaWins

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

So I just blinked and there's a goal! Gonna be an exciting game. #UCLfinal #BarcaToWin

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

My takeaway rainbow cake....In a duck...duck gonna shit rainbows. #sundaymorningvibes #teatimetreat… https://t.co/7q3cpURo1j

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

#brunching #lemonade #sundaymorningvibes @ Freedom Cafe https://t.co/n0ItouQcoD

[Lameesha @MLameesha]

#healthytakkieselfie #ecrbigwalk #nike #sundaymorningvibes @ East Coast Radio Big Walk. https://t.co/9gefdZpS4J

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people work out and absorb the benefits for myself.