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a baby Billy Joel brain

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@srchengn There’s a deleted tweet that went something like “men only want one thing and it’s to get a good cross breeze going”. This is how I live my life.

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@steelcityreppin He was gonna hold up a shiny pebble he found. The hooting and hollering would have lasted past curfew so there wouldn’t have been a concert anyway.

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I used to think this until I found out it’s both a Film and Literary reference.

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

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@ADFoxcroft RIP Tony Macaroni Stadium aka the Spaghettihad

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@campbelIbain Fair

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In hindsight, the Morgan Wallen Concert at Pride at the Arts Festival would have been a great occasion to say “we are pedestrianizing the North Shore, take the bus, Draft Mode Style.”

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@gmoult Paddled Chartiers Creek the other day.

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@RyanDeto Oh to own a drywall company…

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@coleadamss @nicholeaileen Fascinated by the prospect of Haaland running into Seth Hernandez at Bojangles.

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@wideofthepost I knew a guy like this. When he hugged me after the Pens’ 5th Stanley Cup it was one of the most meaningful hugs.

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Peak hipster era for me was during the “Look at this Fucking Hoopster” retro ‘90s NBA jersey craze, when I found a Walt “Clyde” Frazier Knicks jersey at the Banksville Goodwill.

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Head-in parking. Back-in parking. I don’t flippin care just don’t do it on the dance floor!

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As long as I gaze on McKees Rocks sunset I am in paradise.

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One time I was ordering Subway at like 4:30 and the guy asked me if it was for dinner or supper and I just froze.

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

I love Stephen King. yeah man, this Boston-raised thirteen-year old in 2006 is totally calling dinner “supper”

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@Krissa_Kray_ A stranger is a friend you haven’t met yet.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Adult woman who is repulsed by strangers

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Bought this Busy Town-coded play mat at Aldi to protect my floor from a pet crate. Didn’t realize until i got it home that it has this FIBA-ass basketball court.

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In the new season of Your Friends and Neighbors, the richest guy you can imagine goes to a Walkmen concert in a limo. Now that’s hipster bb.

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@DomDiTommaso Such an annoying pandering trend.

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@vmpops Sometimes I back in so the dog can watch to make sure his mom comes back from Aldi’s. The way he acts you’d think it’s some kind of portal.

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Wait. I thought the oddballs who are obsessed with others “backing into a space” were talking about parking lots and carports. Idk they meant parallel? That’s how it’s taught and done! What?!?

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.