Matthew Weston

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Zoe Ball says have you noticed that people called Matt tend to be pretty sound?

[Brothers Cider @BrothersCider]

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[Daði Freyr 🍉 @dadimakesmusic]

I made a cover of the Atomic Kitten song Whole Again!
It’s out in a few hours!
Also tune in to @Eurovision tonight because I’m gonna be performing live in front of a Eurovision audience for the first time!
@bbceurovision

[West Mercia Police @WMerciaPolice]

APPEAL | Can you help with our appeal in #Redditch?

We’re appealing for witnesses after a man his 70’s was assaulted by two teenage boys in Redditch on Wednesday 19 April 2023.

Read more ⬇️
https://t.co/DRgW8Yhh8G

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Fatboy Slim’s fabled remix of Elton John’s ‘Candle In The Wind 1997’ to finally be made available in the UK next month

[The Poke @ThePoke]

27 hilarious dad jokes to help take the edge off another very long year
https://t.co/OQ2YYOkY4n

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Former Royal protection officer Richard Griffin reminisces about a picnic he went on with the Queen at Balmoral and an encounter they had with two American tourists who did not realise they were in the company of the monarch.

#PlatinumJubilee: https://t.co/orTd7551d3

[Jim Bob @mrjimBob]

I don’t know who* added music to this but it’s brilliant. (*It was me. I’m brilliant)

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

French people at 22:22 on 22/2/22

[Ducati @DucatiMotor]

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[Flups @TheRealFlups]

Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This is a misunderstanding of relativity by Mr Bandeet because the proper time always increases aboard the Tardis even if it travels along a closed timelike curve. @vizcomic

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

If this doesn't make you feel christmassy nothing will. The Archbishop of Canterbury's staring competition with Julie Etchingham of ITV News.

[Matthew Weston @MMWeston]

@Murney84 @TicketmasterCS Emailed them in the end as no answer on here and they’ve said no campervans

[Matthew Weston @MMWeston]

@TicketmasterCS hi. Do the camping tickets for Liam Gallagher at knebworth include using a campervan? Or are there separate tickets available for campervans? Thanks

[Suzi Perry @suziperry]

Heavy petting 😳😂

[Matthew Weston @MMWeston]

@elliot_goulding Still got this? If so, is it stalls or balcony?

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I’ve given this bear the voice of Chris Eubank - you’re welcome!

[West Mercia Police @WMerciaPolice]

We are appealing for help to trace a vehicle after it failed to stop at the scene of a collision on Redditch Road, Alvechurch earlier this evening.

The collision happened shortly before 6pm (Sunday 15 August).

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

Have you ever wondered if there's footage online of a full orchestra playing the theme tune from The A-Team? Yeah, me too. https://t.co/1yaiXJbt5g