Mike Markelonis

Just chillin mads

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[mau @rllydu]

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

[Marc. @BigDaddyMarc40]

Me singing The Buffalo Bills Shout Song #buffalobills #letsgobuffalo #cover

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

23rd & 24th of December, the World Cup for people with zero spatial awareness, going to the shop, meandering aimlessly, standing in the middle of an aisle, 3 point turning a trolley x

[yoshitoshi @toshiyosh1]

going to a gingerbread house competition tmr

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Catching Bin Laden at McDonalds with a plane in his backpack

[Glenn @Fratty_Hearst]

Show me your parents kitchen island you rich entitled fucks

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

Veterinary assistant the way I’m about to put a couple dogs down 😋😋😋

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.

[Dsha @ItzKrism]

My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

As soon as I went bald I started getting so stoned and just rubbing my shit it feels so good

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[abogdo bueno @_xXGundamXx_]

The dog days are over

[Mike Markelonis @MMarkelonis]

@jayjaymarinn hi

[(っ•̀ㅅ•́ c ) @michibuns]

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming