Monty the Montycore

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Since it is impossible for black people to be racist, any white person who is not being racist is committing behavioural blackface.

Therefore, all non-racist white people are racist.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

With the courts striking down the NSA's mass surveillance programs and crediting the 2013 revelations,

And new laws having been written to curb abuse both at home and abroad,

As people around the country and members of Congress call for pardon,

How long should charges stand?

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Matt is right. This is important. @Snowden exposed illegal and unconstitutional actions by the Deep State, including Clapper and others who went after @realDonaldTrump and lied about it.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Seven years ago, as the news declared I was being charged as a criminal for speaking the truth, I never imagined that I would live to see our courts condemn the NSA's activities as unlawful and in the same ruling credit me for exposing them.

And yet that day has arrived.

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

@T90Official That's oddly speciffic

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

@T90Official When will you release the Legend of Fat_Tom_Cat?

[NASA @NASA]

#DidYouKnow much of our @NASAEarth data is free to the public? Organizations around the globe are using it in sustainability projects, including tracking illegal mining, deforestation, and managing groundwater resources: https://t.co/LdTKs3MT0R

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

This hero is playing a critical role in Kenya’s preparations to tackle COVID-19 by scaling up medical oxygen supplies that will be needed to keep the most critically ill patients alive.

[Col. Doug Hurley @Astro_Doug]

The Bahamas, absolutely one of the most beautiful sights on Earth from space.

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

@leyla_shirin ...
R - Fucking nuts
I - Fucking Crazy
C -Really silly
K - Wild and Crazy

Message received

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

Tfw you missed yet another bday
Trag jetzt alle vier die ich weiß in mein Kalender ein

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

@leyla_shirin Deswegen Snowboard for life

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

It’s your funeral...

#MusicToBeMurderedBy Out Now - https://t.co/q4TAFJUVGV

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Never trust cynics, as they excuse their own bad deeds by telling themselves everyone does it

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

Ist euer Friseur auch euer Therapeut, or is is just me?

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

@Treepaaa Dis wrong. Lena allround 10/10.

Optimismus ausgenommen

[Monty the Montycore @MMontycore]

Wanna talk about it bro?