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[eNCA @eNCA]

[EXCLUSIVE] CCTV footage purporting to show alleged Reiger Park killer Regan Collis "was at home" at the time of the deadly shooting, has been leaked to eNCA. This while the 23-year-old's family insists he is being framed by a rival gang. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

#dandarostreets Zoo Guide Attacked By Crocodile During Live Demonstration

A zoo guide was demonstrating crocodile behaviour to tourists when the animal suddenly lunged at him and bit him.

The unexpected attack caught the guide off guard, highlighting the dangers of getting too close to wild animals.

Even when they appear calm and controlled, crocodiles can react without warning.

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[ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula @MbalulaFikile]

MBALULA: Let us be equally clear, so that we are not misunderstood. None of this means that unlawful immigration is acceptable, or that unfair competition for scarce jobs, housing and services may become the order of the day. It cannot, and it will not. The anxieties of South Africans — for work, for shelter, for the dignity and safety of their communities — are real and they are legitimate, and they must be answered. The burden carried by receiving countries is real, and the continent must confront it honestly: that burden cannot rest on South Africa’s shoulders alone.

#ANCMediaBriefing
#ANCNWCOutcomes
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[Msunu Ka Herman Mashaba @NativeChilld]

But guys let's be honest! How could the police in uniform allowed this such harassment happens in their watch? Where blacks are being brutally abused by hooligans😭

[Nora @Heal_within96]

White farmer beats and humiliates his Black South African worker and they can't fight back. They don't have courage to seek justice from their White masters but only for other Africans.

[J E T H R O 🇿🇼 @Brian___Jethro]

Instead of the same old HONDA FIT buy these instead (Zimbabwe Edition)

A small-thread 🤝

1. Toyota Yaris

Closest rival to Fit

· Very fuel efficient 🚗
· Strong reliability (Toyota = low stress ownership)
· Easy to maintain, parts everywhere

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

Hello Crime Watch Zimbabwe. Ndaona nyaya yekuFidelity yawaposter inini ndatambura nayo. Ndaiisa mari ikoko since 2019 so that I would harvest it kana mwana aakuenda kuSecondary for Form 1. I was contributing around $30 per month. I went there last year and filled maForms ekuti vachimira kubata mari then voDepositer yacho yandaiContributer yandanga ndakuda kuharvesta into my account. If I tell you kuti kubva last year up to now maStories after stories. Mari muAccount havasi kuisa ndatoneta nekuendako. MaEmails ndaneta kunyora ndichiita follow up havapindure. Kufona chaiko vanondiisa paHold for 10 minutes ndotozocutter ndaona kuti hapana. Fidelity handina mate nayo ndaneta nekuita follow up.

[Africa Today Media Group @africatodayMG]

Testimony from a South African man.

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend Naomi’s number and saved her own number as Naomi.

I didn’t know someone had already told my wife about Naomi. Then I got an SMS from “Naomi” asking for 2,000 Rand. I rushed to my wife and lied that my brother was sick and needed money urgently.

My wife gave me the money and I quickly sent it to the account in the message.

Later, while resting at home, I wondered if Naomi had received it. I texted again to confirm.

The reply came:
“Call me now.”

I went behind the house and called…

When I heard my wife’s voice instead of Naomi’s, my soul left my body.

It’s been three days.
I’m still standing outside.
I don’t know how to enter my own house.

And this is the brutal lesson men must understand:

Every man who cheats is slowly digging his own grave.

Cheating is not enjoyment.
It is self-destruction.

Physically, a cheating man lives in stress, fear, lies, money loss, disease risk, sleep problems, and constant paranoia. His nervous system never rests. His body is always in danger mode. That pressure ages him, weakens him, and shortens his life.

Spiritually, cheating breaks a man inside. He loses inner authority, attracts chaos, weakens his covering, and opens doors to guilt, confusion, and repeated misfortune. His home loses peace. His children absorb disorder. His prayers lose weight. His destiny loses direction.

A man who lives double will eventually fall double.

No man has ever outcheated consequences.

Every hidden woman takes something:
your peace,
your power,
your respect,
your focus,
your name.

And once a man loses his name, no pleasure can buy it back.

RULES ARE RULES.

[ama✮ @hatemysoull]

Man returns home early from his job and finds his wife cheating with his boss

another reason to not marry

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

#dandarostreets Mutyairi wemota anganzi ane mhosva here apa?

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[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Mageba @Mageba4k]

The funniest video on the internet right now 🤣🤣

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

For a moment they both lost each other. 😂😂

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

I laughed so loud! 🤣🤣

[𝑲𝒖𝒅𝒛𝒂𝒊 𝑴𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒊 @KMutisi]

The Dudula idiots folded their tails and walked away… South Africa is turning into a lawless jungle where illiterate idiots go around harassing people in public hospitals, the Nigerian man stood his ground…

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Her facial expression is so cute.

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | Prophet Makandiwa has responded after many people criticised him for saying the Earth is flat.

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