Martin Cloete

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

Akani Simbine, the fourth is strong with this one #Olympics #TeamSA #akanisimbine

[Knife Capital 🔪 @KnifeCap]

Another meaningful African #venturecapital exit! US based @Ticketmaster expands its presence in #Africa with the acquisition of @QuicketSA – a major player in Africa’s general admission event & festival ticketing. A fantastic outcome! 🎟🍾 Read More >> https://t.co/Vg3RXOWIFa

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

That was too much for me. I understand why old people watch golf. 🇿🇦
#StrongerTogether #Springboks #RWC2023 #FRAvRSA #bokke

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

@elonmusk Please buy MTV and put the music back in.

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

@elonmusk please buy MTV and put the music back in #ElonMusk #MTV

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

@BrettCommaille I find that wine helps. And a candle.

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

@JackParow

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

You’re fired! #USAelection2020

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

That was the worst episode of “National Address” so far. Seriously, that ranks right up there with the season finale of “Game of Thrones”, except in GoT there was wine #PresidentCyrilRamaphosa #LockdownSA

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

So just to be clear, it’s okay to visit your family now as long as your mom gives you a haircut, your dad gives you a tattoo and your brother gives you a massage? #LockdownSA

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

Will churches be serving communion during Lockdown Level 3? Asking for a friend. #LockdownLevel3 #LockdownSA

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

Feels like I’ve just turned 18 again. Anyone know where I can get my hands on a papsak and a Creed CD? #Level3Lockdown #CyrilRamaphosa #day59oflockdown #Level3

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

And I’m three, three fouring
Yeah I’m three, three fouring #level3lockdown #Level3 #Level4 #Ramaphosa

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

And I’m three, three fouring
Yeah I’m three, three fouring #level3lockdown #day48oflockdown #Level3 #Ramaphosa #

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

I would love to know the breakdown by star sign of the people sharing “Plandemic”. I’ll bet they’re mostly Sagittarians. Classic Sagittarius. #Plandemic #PlandemicDocumentary #TheTruthIsOutThere

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

On the plus side, the Proteas haven’t lost a game in ages.

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

These 5 weeks of lockdown have really Zoomed by #day35oflockdown #Lockdownlevel4

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

I feel like together with the daily COVID-19 statistics they should disclose the number of people who have started baking their own bread. The people knead to know. #COVID19 #LockdownSAExtended #Lockdownextention #coronavirus

[Martin Cloete @MNCloete]

Cyril for President! #cyrilramaphosa #COVIDー19 #lockDownSouthAfrica #COVID19SouthAfrica

[Keet van Zyl @KeetvZ]

After a fun and engaging @KnifeCap @GrindstoneXL #FMGR 'FIND' session yesterday, we tackle 'MAKE' tomorrow 4pm. Due Diligence, Startup Valuation and Key VC Legal Terms. #FindMakeGrowRealise. Join us for the LiveStream?! >> https://t.co/5QbkhC72eC