Zenir Alugard!

Zenir Alugard at your service! an adventurer, journalist and naturalist, ready to aid and protect! | 19, rp account

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

“Have you ever wanted to join a grizzled and experienced adventurer on their quest?! Well look no further! Zenir Alugard at your service~ In more ways than one! Please reach out if there is a quest, journey or anything that needs intensive research.”

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

I’m beginning to think that more people come to my firm for me than my legal expertise!

I’m a wonderful person, I know, but please make your legal concerns front and centre! I need court dates, crime details, and of course payment information!

I mean, personal information!

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

@HungerForFacts So…..No one’s making a story on this Kallie gal?

[Hazel Blackthorne, Starving Intern @HungriestIntern]

Editor says I dropped the ball. Was gone too long. Missed vital stories. I call bullshit.

The editor knows with me back, it puts his other stringers at risk. Work makes me hungry. Hunger makes my fact checkers vanish.

No need for an obituary. Straight to the cutting room floor.

[Hazel Blackthorne, Starving Intern @HungriestIntern]

You can fight me as much as you want. You can kick and scream and beg.

There’s nothing you can do to stop my hunger for knowledge.

You can’t stop me from dragging the truth into the light.

I’m Kallie Redford, investigative journalist. And you’re my story.

Let’s get started.

[Hazel Blackthorne, Starving Intern @HungriestIntern]

Rumours of my suspension have been proven untrue. I suppose you all thought you could live your lives without your favourite reporter?

Keep your lips sealed, friends. Your journalist has returned.

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

I will claim this as a legal victory! At no point did I or my firm do anything legal to intervene, yet the reporter lives.

Who knows for how long? The law is a fickle creature, always looking to churn accounts left and right!

[SybylyntVoice @SibilantSays]

Kitsune spending 300 years reading exclusively yuri before visiting the human world!! Only... there's like... boys and girls? In relationships together? Impossible!! These girls should be kissing each other, and if she has to make it happen herself then so be it!!!

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

@AttorneyAtVore Amen!!

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

And look, let me be the first to say I appreciate and welcome all clients to my humble firm. The law is a delicious feast and we all deserve to have a bite!

[☆✧𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙀✧☆ @InkedUpIdol313]

A New Business is Taking Inkopolis by Storm!

✨𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙀 𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝘿𝙊𝙇✨

Simply Choose the Idol you wish to 𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙀 and they will be sent straight to you!

🫟ℕ𝕆 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝔼ℕ𝕋 ℕ𝔼𝔼𝔻𝔼𝔻🫟

💚&🔄
#Marina #Splatoon #𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬 #Erp ht#Erp

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

Holy moly, my onboarding team must be doing a great job! I only just noticed a bunch of new followers, welcome to the firm!

Don’t worry, you’ll get used to that kind of incompetence around here.

I MEAN UH

The relaxed attitude we have! Super informal! Not at all unprofessional!

[BurnLove @WaverlyIvidabdl]

Wonder what other effects? :3

[vore lawyer sarah @Sarah_vorelaw]

Well with the righted amount of vore in the moder society via reformation devices, gave rise to the need of lawyers dedicated to the law around vore specifically

So hear I am new to the practice

26 yo female
50/50 pred/prey

First Consultation free
Dm open
#Vorerp

[🔞 The Varking @The_Varking]

Goji-Chan.

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

Switch!

Open to dms!

Open to most kinks <333

Feel free to draw art of this cute lil journalist!

If you wanna roleplay, dm this emoji 🕸️

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

“Have you ever wanted to join a grizzled and experienced adventurer on their quest?! Well look no further! Zenir Alugard at your service~ In more ways than one! Please reach out if there is a quest, journey or anything that needs intensive research.”

[SmutStrut @SmutStrut]

shoulda masked tbqh

Com for anon!

[🔞⚫️MX-Mango.bsky.social⚫️🔞 @Mx_Mango_xM]

I remember reading a theory In the server somewhere that the blobs were actually made from the volcano tar. I always loved that idea so I made it into a mini comic for 2025's blobtober day 21

[Zenir Alugard! @MNika296]

@PaddedTeacher That is so adorableeee!!

[Taylor The Pampered Bun @PaddedTeacher]

What?! I’m not a baby! I do not fill my diapers, I do not play with toys, I don’t sleep with a nightlight! I’m a full grown woman! That is the most disrespec-

*DOMAIN EXPANSION: PURPLE PACIFIER*

Bwah…buwhh…

[🔞 The Varking @The_Varking]

A long time ago, I drew this for supporters.

Samus going dumb from mushrooms.