@MoiraDonegan Oh My God. I knew I didn’t like this style, was puzzled why this could be thought fashionable, could easily recognize it looked like traditional sect clothing…. yet didn’t put it together. You did. I’m alarmed and dismayed.
@GeorgeTakei I typed Harwich Raleigh Pubic School on the student book. I didn’t see it, principal didn’t see it, spellcheck said yup, it’s a word. Stayed on the cover for 6 years.
@chrissyteigen I once stood in front of a superhumanly good looking man, in a receiving line, gawped like a landed carp and said: so, are you having a good time?... and he said: it’s my grandmother’s funeral. Don’t beat yourself up Chrissy.
@kathygriffin Kinda brutal. I don’t mind you being brutal. You’ve got a right to be brutal. Comparatively, you’re both brutal and much kinder... than I’d likely be.
@jayrayner1 I like to add more lemon juice to my hollandaise.. while imagining actual chefs background snarking... snot professional, snot classical.. and me, knowing I’m right... knowing more lemon, black not white pepper, a few thyme leaves.... is more, more REAL.
@MyNameIsGaron@pattonoswalt@thelesliejordan Neither wants/but is desperate to come out to the other.... illegally & dangerously crosses the border across Lake Erie to the family cottage.. find the cousin living there.....