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no cheese please

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Megan always yells at me

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A man at Safeway said happy Mother’s Day to me and I said thank you. I give mother energy

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@megdelacreme You didn’t tell me you took a day off are you mad at me??

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@megdelacreme That’s Mrs. Quasimodo to you sir!! (Also always yes to an eye patch)

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I literally haven’t told a single person in my life but I have had a sty in my left eye all week and it’s really painful but I’ve been really brave about it too

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@megdelacreme My handsome stupid nephews ✨

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Megan’s twitter name is Dr. Leroy cuz she called this lady a dumb bitch at target and the lady said “fuck you dr. Leroy” and I was just standing there like 🫢😂

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My coworker said I had an attitude in my voice and I said to him buckle up buddy that’s not changing any time soon 🙃

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@megdelacreme Give me 3 parts MINIMUM!

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@megdelacreme Ariana interviews so well. Also they had a good reason to send Andrea home! Roll the tape!

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Stone cold Steve Austin is a cat lady. Everyone loves a cat okay

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@megdelacreme Do it.

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Whenever I see there’s men in a meeting together I imagine they’re all just taking turns talking about how awesome they are. And the other men are just like yeah! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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People from Sacramento are gonna get to hell and be like it’s a little chilly down here innit?

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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The way I was shook with my mouth on the floor. This show has me in a chokehold!

[ً @iTalkShxtt]

My heart broke for Kordell … #LoveislandUSA

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A homeless man started fanning me while I was getting gas and I’m like wow if he wanted to, he would

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Last night we went to chilis and my drink was only $6. Everytime I took a sip I would point to my drink and tell everyone “only $6”

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Don’t ask me what I’m thinking about, it’s always Shrek.

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Katie Maloney. Hands down.

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I’m not gonna get another cat! I literally cannot afford another one, but I keep seeing the cutest sphinx kitties on my FYP and it’s making me wanna put my head through a wall with all the cuteness I can’t handle