Torpedo Jones

she/her

strives under pressure & chaos

[NOLLY @omoelerinjare1]

Grandma always disciplined the kids with her slippers. If they misbehaved and ran off, she’d throw one and never missed.

For her birthday, they placed a bottle on a distant table and handed her a slipper to aim at. She hit it perfectly.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Every day the blanket comes off its a new pose 😂

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

@zachpona I agree that we're cooked. I was hacked on 5/5/25 and I still dont have my account back. They even replied once and said that it does look like suspicious activity so they put a lock on my account, but no resolution

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

@Joshua2Jared @TikTokSupport @tiktok_us I'm in the same boat. My account was hacked on 5/5/25. Haven't had an update in a while but I keep checking the ticket.

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

@MelissaDaniell3 I keep getting emails showing what my friends are reposting but can't use my email to recover my account 🥲

@tiktok_us @TikTokSupport

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

@crruffennach How did you get it back?? Did they contact you out of the blue?

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

@jmessinger30616 @TikTokSupport I'm having the same problem. Happened to me on May 5th. My ticket still shows as open with support but nobody has replied yet. I hope we get our accounts back!!

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Sacramento people with long hair! Who wants a free haircut on Thursday 12/19/24? I'm a hair stylist that just moved into a new salon. Been cutting hair for about a year and I need content for my hair page. HMU!

#916 #Sacramento #sacramentohair

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Well I did it and finished cosmetology school. Waiting on my test date is excruciating

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

I lost my engagement ring today after only three months 😭 If I find it at school tomorrow I will never take it off again!

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Been running into so much of the old Zumiez crew at shows lately 🧡

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

https://t.co/xg1f2DsNm5

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

Giving chunky zucchini pieces a hard sear develops lots of texture and color while minimizing sogginess. And dilly sour cream provides a (lovely!) garlicky counterpart. https://t.co/xAYUYhUkwU

[PALE CHORD @palechord]

Margot Robbie (#Barbie    ) tells Vogue that she looked towards various women to perfect her role as the titular character, namely Courtney LaPlante.

"I've been a huge Spiritbox fan for a while. Courtney is everything Barbie stands for. I wanted to channel my inner Courtney"

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Went from 20mb/s internet to 1g fiber internet with @FidiumFiber and I'm embarrassed with what I settled for before 😅

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View is such a shithead for starting to disallow bringing your own lawn chairs and then offering rental lawn chairs...

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

End of an era...

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

I think the universe had me twist my ankle so I wouldn't be able to go to the rare plant event at @GreenAcresNursy in Roseville today 👿

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

Listening my bf give a pep talk to my heartbroken friend 🥹 I really found the greatest guy for me.

[Torpedo Jones @ChevyBoni]

I wonder if any DJs have ever got their vapes and their USB sticks mixed up on stage...