MPBS News

Twitter account for the fictional Mayflower Public Broadcasting Service. Maintained by the Office of the Director-General.

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@post_fs @FedoraMasterB98 @pathwaysbball @GetEnveloped Shut up! Join POOPISTANI PRIVATEERS!

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Please be aware of Player Tacticalhawk, three-time setter-offer of amber alerts, when around playgrounds.

[Lander Police Department @LanderPolice]

Make sure to take a trip to Lander Minor and experience the only playground in all of New Haven County!

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@CapitolPolice The Mayflower Public Broadcasting Service boasts its superior accuracy in both reporting and fact-checking. The U.S. Capitol Police should consider internship programs at the MPBS this summer.

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LANDER — Overwhelming majority of Lander residents surveyed feel absolutely no sympathy for @jeffersonblox amid his cries of outrage at law enforcement Tuesday evening after being arrested.

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The @LanderPolice Captain BricksterBros24 to report 30% increase of violent crime in the City of Lander. 📈📈

[New Haven County Transit Authority @HavenTransit]

Connecting the county one bus ride at a time 🚌

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@LanderPolice No we did not know that. Thanks for this information!

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With respect to radios: Make ES-1 a dedicated channel for BOLOs and move system commands back to department channel?

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@Constit_News Don’t make me say it.

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The game this morning hitting an all time reported high for the morning hours with 182 players.

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Weather Statement:

Warm.

Thanks.

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Things are starting to warm up in the LETI discord server, with ‘debates’ in certified-announcements.

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Read the letter here:
https://t.co/XnPHieRmLy

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Just in...
@MayflowerLETI to host reforms in the department, leading to criticism from the state citizens.

'With power comes great responsibilities' does not apply to LETI command, following removal of low-tier employees for institution failings. - @Constit_News

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@MayflowerLETI @Constit_News @GuardMayflower @Mayflower_GTV

OmniGalaxy states:
“The employees aren't broken, it's the institution. Firing all the low level instructors isn't going to do anything. I applaud LETI command for attempting to take action, however misguided it may be.“

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Happy St Patty's Day from the MPBS! Enjoy this funny image! LoL!

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Whoever is making the scary GFX’s for @OfficialNHCSO and @PolicePlymouth can pay for my intense electroshock therapy. No one will never forget the GFX with the little kid. (All jokes)

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@MayflowerLETI @Constit_News Fake News Media!

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Current weather statement: Cloudy with a chance of tear gas.

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@scpedward2 I say stop playing this game.