Matthew Burrows

Never knowingly understood. Master of creating awkward moments. ASD & ADD He/Him - Parody (of myself)

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Why is this Count Binface video better than mine when I've got £5 million?

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@thecardstipster Is there such a thing as xG for cards? Because Paraguay should be on double digits.

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Cashed in on my bets for Argentina winning on extra time and that's paid off! I had an inkling about Cape Verde all of today and they're proven me right so far. #ARGCPV

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@VicariousVillan @AndyRobsonTips Was in a similar position. Should have taken it in hindsight. Ah well, I'll still never learn.

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@AndyRobsonTips I always go for a 0-0 so that when I watch a shit game like that I at least get rewarded for it.

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Maybe I should take up bet tipping? Seems to be plenty of people on here doing so already! #SUIBIH #FIFAWC26

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@gemmaisshort The number of votes cast in Eurovision is not as high as people think, and most people spread their votes. So it only takes a few hundred people or so in each country doing this to get results.

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@gemmaisshort There's supposedly a concerted campaign, encouraged by the Israeli government, for the Israeli-Jewish diaspora across Europe to manipulate the vote using multiple phones and credit cards each.

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@gemmaisshort Are those the masks the rich people wear in Squid Games? It's a simple electro beat done well.

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@gemmaisshort Goth Rock. Probably the best rock act of the night.

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@gemmaisshort Very indie rock. Can't quite place what band they sound like. But another one with good lively energy.

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@gemmaisshort I liked the story, but it was a bit too traditional pop.

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@gemmaisshort They owe a lot to Shakira. But it was still a lot of fun.

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@gemmaisshort They dropped the beat and they have lasers. I would enjoy this in the club.

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@gemmaisshort Another performer from tonight that you could find standing still on the South Bank.

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@gemmaisshort I didn't really gel with the mix of gospel and rap.

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@gemmaisshort Very dramatic violinist and fire. I liked this.

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@gemmaisshort Simple rap, but has a good happy energy behind it.

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@gemmaisshort I like a dance-opera fusion. One of the stronger vocal performances of the night.

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@gemmaisshort It's quirky, he did some crowdwork, he had great props, it's catchy Eurodance. Should do well, but it won't.