Michael Dixon

I love good weed and freaky women. I also say whatever the fuck I feel.

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@lil_trevino24 @thouxanban1 The Spurs are responsible for OKC's current run tho. Sam Presti was on SA's staff for 7 years

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@lil_trevino24 I can't speak for them casuals, but as a lifelong die hard Rockets fan who respects elite bball even a state rival...Wembayama is having an Olajuwon in 94&95 level run. Plus Pop is the greatest coach in NBA history. That being said it's Houston over everything 😂🇨🇱(🖕dallASS)

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@thatsdirtydee @XXL This times infinity...it's cool he survived and all, but it's not like he got hit up for praying too hard or something. He got shot in the middle of committing aggravated assault and/or attempted armed robbery on someone

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Tears in my eyes , Superchat asked why Mike goes to the chiropractor so much and niggas COULD NOT hold it together after Mike said it’s cause of a car accident he got into 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Niggas will Joan you for anything .

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Bhen was not w/ the MJ shenanigans 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “where that lil kid daddy was at , he shoulda punched all the sickle cell outta MJ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Ray went on former NBA player Jeff Teague’s podcast just to COOK him the whole time 💀😭👀

“Every story is you getting LIT. How that sh*t happen??… Getting paid on the bench, that gotta be fire”

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@appalachian711 @BinkleyHoops You want Zion Williamson...a known horndog...in a city that's known for thick fine shit? He's already having trouble staying healthy in New Orleans, chief.

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@IndicaFlowerxxx Soooooooo....if you ever need a place to sit, my face is definitely available.

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@mistressdivy 45

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@TheSports_Shift Cody Carlson

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@kitthebeefcake This is actually a cool idea/social experiment...I'd love to participate if I wasn't preoccupied with life...maybe next time smh

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@femalebodybuil6 I'm 45 with 0 kids...and this ain't a flex. If you practice abstinence or safe sex combined with knowing your partners, you dont end up with grandkids at 40 (of course there's special circumstances and this ain't 1000 percent accurate, so don't tell me about your cousin's story)

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

#MorningInwards #Shipleys #breafuss #breakfast #2damnearly4thisheadasserychief

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@mwilly33 @CottierCha526 @michaelschwab13 THANK YOU FOR HAVING LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE LMFAOOOOO...Dodgers fans bringing out these graphs and thinkpieces for Kershaw shitting the bed in Game 5 of the 2017 WS while ignoring the other 27 games he pitched in the postseason which led to his mediocrity in his PS career

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@GoonUnicorn Abso-fuckin-lutely...they're perfect for busting a few hot loads on...

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

#goddamnitchief #karma #ironknee

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@SophiaVeeX ❤️

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@danieljens @FearedBuck @AskPerplexity Crip Mac knocked her up during a conjugal visit lmfaoooo

[Michael Dixon @MPDixon357]

@BiasedHouston @OzHouston Bro...that's Houston sports teams in general lmfaoooo you ain't lying tho...they have a rich storied history of shitting the bed when they shouldn't have