MWilly (not my real name)

I have a great family. I wear a beard & an #Astros cap. I deal in baseball & copious amounts of sarcasm. My tweets are my own. Not usually serious.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@SanAntonioTim @MAGAstrosFan @longhorndave Ummm… I’m pretty sure buddy doesn’t know how to read a calendar.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@NHastrosFan @atrupar Narrator voice: “They never did.”

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

Keep seeing the Astros tied to Justin LeBron. What I’ve seen of him scares me, like he’s a more talented Brice Matthews: CRAZY athlete with a lot of swing and miss.

If we already haven’t fixed Matthews, Cole, etc. why spend a high pick on a nearly identical profile?

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@CoachSwit My son played his first season of varsity baseball this season and I concur. Velo wasn’t an issue, it was guys who could locate and could move the ball at will. Velo is sexy, but those guys (most often smaller lefties) were most effective.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson @SenMikeLee Thoughts and prayers..? Will that help..?

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@DjStout09 @jakedc6 He’s been super lucky in those outings…it’s been fools gold. His velo is way down and he still has no idea where the ball is going. He’s injured or he’s broken. Either way, he shouldn’t be pitching in the big leagues right now.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@isaiahrmartin Just following the lead of Dear Leader…

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

Imagine what “they” would say if Cal was an Astro.

Thankfully, since the Astros invented the concept of cheating & no other team has ever bent a rule, it’s perfectly normal that Cal is a completely different player this season (see also the entire 2023 Texas Rangers offense).

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

2025 vs 2026 wRC+ Fallers

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

If Alabama judges it to be discriminatory… 😬

[Michael Li 李之樸 @mcpli]

🚨BREAKING: 3-judge panel finds that congressional map that Alabama wants to use for this year's midterms is intentionally discriminatory and issues a preliminary injunction.

https://t.co/n1CwpdLaKe

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@SanAntonioTim I dont think hes going to get a chance. Jim wont let him sell anything. The window is always open, Tim!!!

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@SanAntonioTim Right…seems like a great dude and we all love him. At that salary, it doesn’t make sense. Unless he’s Tom Seaver and Barry Bonds in one, he’s not making a difference in this dumpster fire of a season.

It was a salary dump. We all need to: Move. On.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@Republicans Every. Single. Day. There’s a new arrest of a Republican/ MAGA for SA (usually of a minor) and you still post this?

Good God, y’all are so clueless.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@OhMyItsAlly The cool thing is we don’t have money for that either…we’re just borrowing more.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@annoyingastros He and Trammel may have passed. I’m sorry. Also, he may be perfectly fine. So… 50/50..?

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@SteveinLC @willmoriarty86 I don’t hate what Dana has done, and I don’t think he’s fully to blame for the current state of the team…he’s just not as good as his predecessors…

Also, I don’t think he has nearly as much runway as Lunhow did and he’s been hamstrung by the “interim GM” mistakes.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@willmoriarty86 “Ummm, well ackshually, Will…he wasn’t fIrEd.”

Stupid move by an owner who listened to even stupid-er people. Lunhow & Click weren’t perfect, but got-dang it they’re both really smart. Neither guy would’ve gotten into this mess, but both would’ve had plans to get out of it.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@TJStats Melton isn’t good though… He’s toolsy but can’t hit the ball in the air. Looks the part & has range for days (great arm, too), just can’t get on base.

It’s whatever and most Astros fans are used to it by now, but it is comically predictable when guys leave and rankings go up.

[MWilly (not my real name) @mwilly33]

@Dune_in_Katy I see your point, but wholeheartedly disagree. They need to know things, including how to think critically for themselves. High school kids are shockingly dumb. Allowing them to use those “tools” to show how much they’ve learned is derivative.