Michael Parsons

"Hopelessly Lost, But Making Good Time" -- playwright / screenwriter, fantasy football addict, stompy robot enthusiast, Dad Nerd. Kent State Golden Flash (x2).

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Going on year 5 now.

The 23rd annual Screenwriting Challenge by @nycmidnight kicks off on February 13th! Learn more at https://t.co/8SEcvZ4X41

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@uscfan981 No Jeff George? Herbert couldn’t out throw him.

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@AntiWokeMemes Structural damage to the keel.

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@end3of6days9 Chipotle

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@lady_valor_07 Endlesslove.

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@VinnysCorner1 Dan Driessen.

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@BeerlyFootball Wide right.

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@afcjaygooner Chris Richards.

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@RossyPrime Good luck getting power, groceries, deliveries, or construction in your area.

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@ronsterd89 Look up how to make “Johnny cake”

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@otokyo A Goodfellas.

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@Kinza1278 AC. in a car.

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@EmilySm43 Stokely Carmeowcal.

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@GuntherEagleman Gerald Ford

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@AntiWokeMemes GLP’s.

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@frasesxmas_ Adolf Kitler.

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@otokyo Men deal with women on periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Also, we die on average 7 years earlier. Because we want to.

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@VinnysCorner1 Refrigerator Perry; or Ickey Woods. Failing them, Leroy Hoard.

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@SenAdamSchiff Wow. Such a fantastic twat waffle to pile on a highly competent and patriotic woman as she leaves office. You were the one who had “Russian collusion” tattooed on your forehead for years, claiming you had all the receipts, when you had nothing but lies.

You are a disgrace .

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@BlueCFM_ Look for “Joe Thiesman injury” on YouTube.

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@Gunblaze1969 The Chastity Pasta.