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Jeff Kemeter
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Hey, hey! Krusty the Clown is back on the air!
Eight... No, no! Twelve hours a day!
The only game in town!
I need the biggest seed bell you have... no, that's too big!
You don't win friends with salad
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man!
Who to follow
John G
@Grote00
Actor, sports fan, gamer, and all round nice guy. I don't say much.
Welcome to my page.
Michael Parsons
@MP_Playwright
"Hopelessly Lost, But Making Good Time" -- playwright / screenwriter, fantasy football addict, stompy robot enthusiast, Dad Nerd. Kent State Golden Flash (x2).
Mike McNeese
@DPMikeMcNeese
Creator of film and video in Central Ohio
"You look a little nervous, Dad."
"No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa."
"You're up to something, aren't you, Dad?"
"No! I'm just going out now to commit certain deeds... suckers..."
Barbershopis in danger of growing stale.
I'm taking it to strange new places!
Who controls the British pound? Who keeps the metric system down?
We doo! We doo!
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
#Simpsons
I had no idea that this song was Dutch!
"Been driving all night my hands wet on the wheel!"
Once there, you'll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth...
Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
The moon belongs to America and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men.
Will YOU be among them?
Oh, man! I've only got one minute until they stop serving those breakfast balls... D'oh!
Oh, no! Not Lenny. Not LENNY!!
Ow! My bones are so brittle.
But I always drink plenty of "malk"?
#Simpsons
New billboard day!
"Okay, once more, where are we going?"
"To Capitol City."
"And why are you and the old lady in the car?"
"We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back."
We're still not close. Boy, this is gonna be an all-night brain-buster!
Well, better drink some coffee... Aww, we're out of coffee!
Well, I'll just drink this warm cream...
*SNORES*
"Smithers, where does that tube go?"
"I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in."
"What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall!"
"Yeah, they swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply. But they didn't have the guts..."
Come on in! It's your master bedroom!
Ow, my nose...
It's been done...
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