"You look a little nervous, Dad."
"No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa."
"You're up to something, aren't you, Dad?"
"No! I'm just going out now to commit certain deeds... suckers..."
Once there, you'll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth...
Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
The moon belongs to America and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men.
Will YOU be among them?
"Okay, once more, where are we going?"
"To Capitol City."
"And why are you and the old lady in the car?"
"We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back."
We're still not close. Boy, this is gonna be an all-night brain-buster!
Well, better drink some coffee... Aww, we're out of coffee!
Well, I'll just drink this warm cream...
*SNORES*
"What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall!"
"Yeah, they swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply. But they didn't have the guts..."