Sexion

This Is The End My Friends

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

November 11th:
Greg Abbott receives the Trump endorsement—SAME DAY Speaker Johnson announces Congress will have the votes to release the Epstein files.

Greg Abbott had blocked the release of the Epstein files by postponing the Houston election for Congressman Sylvester Turner’s replacement for 6+ months. This would have been the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.

You be the judge.

[Sexion @MRFredadam]

@yellowsky It’s just for raistlin

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Good morning @realDonaldTrump.

We haven’t forgotten about this.

Have a nice day, DJT!

[Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅 @Coste1Costello]

Your view?

[Fjord Fella 🐾🇳🇴🇺🇦 @FjordFella]

God! These people are such bufoons 🥴🤦😂

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahajahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah infinity

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Me every time a new supreme court decision comes out lately

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

boeing: you can’t bring more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board because we care about your safety

me: ok and the doors will definitely stay on the plane?

boeing: …IF they fall off, it won’t be because of shampoo

[stella @yoonogy]

if you’re gay you see scooby doo

[a random Brandon @brandomonium]

If not free healthcare, maybe ad-supported healthcare. Like my doctor can stop in the middle of examining me and sing the Liberty Mutual jingle

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me after guessing my own password

[Sexion @MRFredadam]

@SenTedCruz hey man don’t think I forgot about you, you’re still a giant piece of shit covered piece of shit

[Sexion @MRFredadam]

@SenTedCruz it’s been a while since I’ve sent you anything but I just wanted to remind you that you’re a piece of garbage and you should go fuck yourself in Minecraft as a joke

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Lady Gaga interview moments I think about more than the Roman Empire, a 🧵

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is my new life motto.

[Sexion @MRFredadam]

@mauiwauitx That’s what they said

[Sexion @MRFredadam]

@mauiwauitx I don’t know if it should be obligatory, Sora