Ben Morgan

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Find a penny..

Pick it up..

And all day long..

You'll wash your hands compulsively.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@Cazza_Bazza https://t.co/hcCG9Q0Qql get your YH newtowner and cider delivered COLD, and within the hour.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@_HEATHERALICE 🙌🏻

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

So just to clarify, Sweden has:
- a 6 hour working day
- a princess that is volunteering at her local hospital
- and they haven’t closed any pubs.

No particular order of importance there, honest. But high 5 Sweden.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Get out.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Because, fuck logic.

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

The PM says the Health Advice around four square meters per person is NOT in relation to schools, and won't be enforced in classrooms. #9News

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@nowthisnews You should be ashamed of this ridiculous click bait. Ashamed.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@timmyonions Leave it out Timothy. Scholes has literally won more trophies than that pair put together.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

👏

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Her dancing is so good it made the internet forget about those slippers on the lad.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Compulsory tracking app? Hold on while I get my tin foil hat.

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

The tracking application could be COMPULSORY if not enough Aussies voluntarily download it. #9News
https://t.co/BHPdOCVLhf

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

I can’t breathe 😂

[Andrew Waller @A_Waller1]

@AlbionJake Yes but are you familiar with: https://t.co/cx9eQEifHC

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

This is the content I’m on Twitter for.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@WorCityHeritage thank you for the quizzes, loving them!

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@BigBreakers did you happen to see this quiz of old Worcester corner shops? A bit harder I thought than the one on pubs. Turns out I’ve been to more pubs in Worcester then I have corner shops 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/kTYOHFcQIO

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

My barber.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@RexChapman What a waste of plastic, and oxygen.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

Me at the pub once this is all done.

[Ben Morgan @MRGN89]

@LWeston_23 @PigsAndPlans I don’t say “thur-tay” any other way now after this.

Can you confirm your age please Mr Morgan?
“ just turnt thurtay “

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Worse must be realising you’re too thick to change the station.