Martyn Jeynes

A funeral professional of over 30 years. Preaching the gospel, loving life, all comments are my own.

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

Very disappointed to see @westlifemusic not supporting our veterans on the @BBCOne @theoneshow #wearyourpoppywithpride @Royalbritishlegion #poppyappeal2025

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@premierinn apparently that’s scrambled egg at your hotel in Dunstable 🤣🤣

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@WjrWendy @drmartens They are the best boots ever. I’m not sure how they make money they last so long. Must have had these 20 years and been subjected to dogs, horses, kennels, yards you name it. I was genuinely gutted yesterday 🤣

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

Hello @drmartens one of my tags has fallen apart on my wonderful but very old boots. Can I purchase a new one please?

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

After willingly giving up my time to the amazing @PoppyLegion, selling poppies, I’m slightly upset to get this in the post today from @welcomebreak Hopwood after registering my vehicle with WHSmiths as requested #charity #parking #services

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

Bought a lovley scooter from @Halfords_uk for a birthday present. Unfortunately the brake cable has broken and they don’t sell them!!! So now we have a scooter that can’t be used #scooter #sadchild #throwaway #CustomerCare

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@BBCBreakfast @BBCNews you had a very interesting guest called Danielle Clifford on this morning. I was unsure about the comments saying Covid was directly caused by intensive farming? Is that fact? #CoviInquiry #Covid

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@GreggsOfficial DM sent 👍🏻

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

Popped into @GreggsOfficial on the M5 this morning. Quite like the idea of a coffee and a bacon roll. Sadly no gluten free bread. With more and more food intolerance in the uk I find that quite sad a wonderful British brand letting the side down #glutenfree #breakfast

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@Kwajotweneboa @SangitaMyska This barge was used for our service personnel, whilst a ship was being refurbished? Colour wasn’t an issue then, so why now?

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

@rickastley you have made #glastonbury2023 for so many people. Absolutely brilliant, great sets and incredible interviews.. true gentleman #ThankYou #music #sundayvibes

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

Bought an Apple IPhone 14 pro from @Apple 2 days ago that arrives faulty. @AppleSupport and local store diagnosed a hardware issue, to get it changed seems impossible. Customer service is shocking, I’ve been left flabbergasted after paying £1400 for a phone.not fit for purpose!!

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

When you buy an Apple IPhone 14 pro from @Apple 2 days ago that arrives faulty….the local store diagnosed a hardware issue, to get it changed seems impossible… Customer service is so poor you are left flabbergasted after paying £1500 for a phone #customerservice #badservice

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@PiersUncensored @AytonImarn @piersmorgan @TalkTV Lack of humanity, respect and training. Totally unnecessary actions by police officers, resulting in death of this young man.. God made his blood is the same colour as all of ours..Rest in peace Tyre #PoliceBrutality #life

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@agordonsalive Oh my days, it’s just life, things like this happen, stop making a meal out of it and move on #life

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

I have to give credit where credit’s due @DecathlonUK customer service team are phenomenal. My issues were dealt with quickly and perfectly. Thank you so much #customerservice #customerexperience #whatgoodlookslike

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@GaryDelaney @EveshamLive Brilliant show, our sides are hurting… even the 80 year old father in law was howling… thank you thank you 🤣🤣

[Martyn Jeynes @MRJeynes]

@Barbara83225849 @beckyjward @Jokumar06778400 @RealDeniseWelch I saw the effects as a funeral director. I spent time with colleagues, sharing food as a group, as did the staff at the local hospital which was kindly donated by local businesses. Breaking the rules?? Probably but I feel no guilt.

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@SamanthaTaghoy Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣

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@virginmedia is B97 down currently?