Maren McConnell

Co-author, Napoleon Never Slept: How Great Leaders Leverage Social Energy. Collaborator, CIVIL WAR TWO (BOOK!)

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

& Now... https://t.co/7rcPfLhCoC @sociologicaleye #CivilWar #CivilWar2 #USAisover #future #speculative

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of cold polyester on a winter morn.’

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

How come nobody told me Kofi Annan died?!
I had to stumble on2 it like a... whatever I am.
#last2know

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Drinking soda, feeling like part of the human race… #coincidence ?

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Why Do Some People Write Everything Like This? Is It Automatic? Or Do They Consciously Choose To Capitalize Every Motherfucking Word Just To Bug The Shit Out Of Me?

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Poison ivy, oleander, belladonna, hemlock, poison oak, poison sumac, Chinese lantern, Easter lily #botanicals #allnatural

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

GOP to women: Drop Dead #scotus

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

I DID have to use my AK. Today was NOT a good day.
#icecube

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

@sofyaaptekar @melnickjeffrey1 Dead Kennedys "Holiday In Cambodia" & "Kill the Poor," & https://t.co/M7bvi29SX7

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

The string of historic events that led to the Russian invasion of Ukraine https://t.co/KoNQYpWXSd via @YouTube #sociology #exKGB

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

If you’re cisgender but proud to be represented by trans women who succeed in women’s sports, please RT 🏆 Hopefully one of these athletes whose victories are being discredited will see it

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

My cat was over-meowing & trying to get out, so I said “Be a 5 dollar cat.” I’m not sure what I meant, but I think she got it.

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Jared Leto should always do these can’t-recognize-him parts. Then when he goes out, people will say “Who’s this little munchkin?!” & pinch his cheek & he’ll say “But my band 30 Seconds To Mars…” but then everyone will be gone. #HouseOfGucci

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

“Spoons for the spoonless!” -my 10yo nephew

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

I would like my feet encased in 2 blocks of cool butter.

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

If you can’t find things to smile about, make them.

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

The California gubernatorial candidates’ statements read like a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap. #dontrecall

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Now let’s tell everyone they CAN’T HAVE the vaccine, & let the fun begin.

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

Today I smelled the worst odor of my life (& I lived in Portland in the 90s). Opened a can of cat food, knew there was something VERY wrong w/it. After deep delousing, my hand still smells like it’s been in a corpse’s ass. #thingsIdoforcats

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

@hereliestbloom Thank you.

[Maren McConnell @MRonHubbard]

“You don’t know what you like” could mean you haven’t found anything yet that amoozes your bouche.