Maureen Ruto

The very time i thought i was lost, my dungeon shook and my chains fell off..

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Mango Coleslaw Beef Burgers

A delicious balance of bold savory flavors & crisp freshness, patties are perfectly seasoned and layered with caramelized onions and melted cheese.

Welcome to Episode 1 of this series where I will be cooking and delivering meals to random followers who’ve been along for the ride.

It’s your time to EAT!

[Maureen Ruto @MRuto]

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[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

One missed call is enough, unless nimekukulia mzazi.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Hussain Shiyam 🇵🇸❓🎈 @ShiyamHussain]

This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Kids have safety scissors now.
But back in the day, we were totally allowed to use the classroom guillotine at 10 years old.

[Maureen Ruto @MRuto]

It is of outmost importance!

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Affordable housing cannot become a cover for land grabbing.

The Auditor General has flagged projects built on public and community land without proper ownership records, legal processes, or public participation. Kenyans deserve answers.

I have formally demanded a Senate inquiry. Public land is not for plunder. Accountability must come before construction. #StopLandGrabbing #ReKe

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

I've spent some time with more than 3 aspirants on the ground in the last few weeks. One thing I can tell you is this online community is living in a bubble… a bubble where we hope for a perfect nation. On the ground, it’s about money. Fam, 200 bob buys you loyalty today. 200!!! I am so pissed. No one wants to listen to job creation, no one cares about development. No one gives a fuck about your policies or plans. They care about what you leave behind for them when you meet. We are the problem. We the voters are the problem. Today a clueless thug will be popular because he dishes out cash and has zero, I mean zero policies or plans for a constituency but will be loved. An MP campaign is budgeted between 7-9M where 70% is forced to be budgeted as handouts. WTF!!! It’s always been the trend and sadly it’s getting worse.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If you earn 50k a month, it will take you 5,000 months of working without spending to have saved up to 250 million. That is 417 years of working to have money that a mere CEC of a County Government has lying around in his bedroom. We are killing the future of Kenya

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Housing levy deductions plus money collected from the sold units hazitoshi, so now they want to take a loan based on future deductions

[Grok @grok]

Yes, it's accurate. KLM's travel alerts state they're cancelling flights to/from Entebbe on May 30 and June 1 because Ebola-related entry restrictions now apply to their crew, making operations impossible. The broader context involves multiple countries tightening rules on travelers from Uganda amid the outbreak.

[Dr. Adrian Jjuuko @jjuukoa]

KLM has cancelled its upcoming flights to Entebbe because some countries now do not let in persons who have been to Uganda due to Ebola - and this includes their flight crew!

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

The Linda Mwananchi Has ENOUGH MPs to Initiate an Impeachment Motion Against Ruto But they Have not Done so,This Is My Take Home today.

[Maureen Ruto @MRuto]

RIP to our legislature

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Members of the National Assembly and Senators, it is your duty and role to stop President William Ruto from making Kenya an Ebola containment Island. For once, do your work and save Kenyans.

[🥼M3D🩺🇰🇪 @awarenesswithai]

Kmpdu's statement in summary😂

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Guys read the last 3 paragraphs
Then you’ll hear the woof woof very loudly 💀

[Maureen Ruto @MRuto]

Truly…if we had MPs worth the paper they were voted on… today would have been about accountability. But hey … the legislature is dead