Marissa Vernier

laughing at my own jokes

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Me to anyone who will listen:
“Have you seen that Jamie Lee Curtis is stacked?”

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

I was wondering why I couldn’t shut up this morning, then remembered I had phentermine for breakfast.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

@holy_schnitt Berrys and cream lookin ass.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

People need to stop recording themselves pulling their mouth tape off in the morning.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Dylan Efron is cuter than Zac.
That’s my official stance.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

How crazy is it that he’s 80 and still goes by “Danny” DeVito?
Never leveled up.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

RFK Jr searching Donald Trump and the Oval Office for junk food day 1 on the job

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

My love/hate relationship with AI is so fierce.

Love it when I need it to write an email for me.

Hate it when I see a picture of something delicious that Taco Bell is now selling and it turns out to be a fake AI image.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

This is pretty niche, but this lady in the ad for The Farmers Dog that says

“we thought kibble had less preservatives”

I’m sorry. That can’t possibly be true.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Ok Stephen sucks. But he’s not not funny.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

The dudes on Love is Blind are getting uglier, right?

[b-rad 🦔 @catdadbatman]

Still obsessed with the fact that for the next 6 days they are possibly the last 9 people in the country that think Joe Biden is currently running for re-election #BB26

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Just found out Jeff Arcuri and Jon Lovett aren’t the same person.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

It should be illegal to show the hair consultation without the final result.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

I’m back on twitter btw. Shouts to my 5 followers.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

I feel like the cicadas weren’t that bad???

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

A crime

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Ladies named Debby are going nuts right now.

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

Who did I piss off to receive this many political spam texts?

[Marissa Vernier @MSantagata32]

It’s crazy that people eat hotdogs anywhere outside of Chicago.