Mary Smith

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ReubenR80027912 Trump was brought up haggling in the very specific context of NYC borough politics and being from New York, he cannot imagine that any other way of negotiation exists

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ReubenR80027912 pretty sure the source is Wiles, who would have every motive to portray Vance as an idiot... that said yeah he's probably an idiot

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ayatr0llah I don't think they can do detente with Israel because the Israelis would reveal exactly how they knew where all those targeted guys' apartments were... it can't just have been "Jewish magic"

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ayatr0llah they only let one working class white boy prosper (qalibaf)

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@MiriVinni there's going to be a huge swing back to very boring candidates, the problem being that structurally it doesn't matter that much in terms of daily life (thus encouraging the rise of crazy candidates)

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@websterkaroon it's obvious that there is a ton of corruption and self-dealing in Iran, the interesting part is that the British are so demoralized that they genuinely think Iranians are living in some sort of builder's paradise and their followers will believe it

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@_Jason_Dean_ perfect scenario for him is that he bodily ascends into heaven on his last day in the White House

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@_Jason_Dean_ I don't think Trump cares about Congress, his big problem is that he needs to have the powers of the executive to keep from being harassed in his old age, unless it's him or a friendly face he's going to spend his last days in the courts a la Roy Cohn

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

That's America, Iranians don't care about Jews THAT much

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

why don't they want souvenir TrumpBux? that's the point... close the schools

[Lib Development @Lib_Development]

Okay everyone:

-America pretty clearly does need a bill larger than $100; we had $100 bills when they were worth $250 in 2025 terms
-Trump pretty clearly cannot put his face on said bill, lmao

So, which important conservative figure should we want on the $250 bill?

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ayatr0llah President Vance/Carlson would do the weirdest shit in Europe to save their white people

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ayatr0llah i miss the happy trump portrait, every time i see that picture i'm reminded that our wretched political system made beloved tv host Donald Trump upset and fucked up his face

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@Red_Baron_17 @Faj1791 The shit where the Dems CONSTANTLY fundraise off Trump being Hitler... guys if you are really fighting HITLER for the future of DEMOCRACY you can forgive the stupid tattoo. not serious people

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@KooHo_jin he'll be fine but he won't win (Texas)

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

see also "gay" Barack Obama (I bet he really wanted to date and marry a white or Asian women but that's the actual third rail)

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

it's like white, you can be a man getting your ass pounded and not be GAY gay, you could exclusively be fucking women and still be gay, it's a moving category

[Michael Redding @mredding]

lololololol this would come as Big News for those of us who have known him since he was Jimmy

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@KenGardner11 naaaah everyone always gets buyer's remorse with this guy, that said he is insanely lucky in his opps... so bad we were like "bring back Trump PLEASE"

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@EdAsante77 he wasn't impeached for sex trafficking/pedo shit so it doesn't count

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@ranald_iv @ayatr0llah Trump going to reincarnate as a Haitian woman

[Mary Smith @MSmith59863]

@BobFakeNameEsq it's interesting, if Trump really is this big old threat to the Constitution and Apple Pie you'd think the tattoo wouldn't matter so much but I guess not