MTLNgolf

may be worse than you at golf… probably better than you at outcomes analysis

[Noam Brown @polynoamial]

An internal version of Astra, @OpenAI’s next major model family, solved 10 major open problems in mathematics, quantum complexity, and theoretical computer science.

We believe it will be a major step for scientific reasoning. https://t.co/iP6cyheZ7i

[Ari From Manhattan 💧💧 @Arifromanhattan]

Imagine trading a bipolar, front-running, self-medicating, weed smoking, media-dodging (only after bad personal games) petulant oversized child for this classy, thoughtful, egoless gentleman and scholar

Minnesota may never recover

They traded a hall of fame champion for basketball cancer

[NBABase @TheNBABase]

Karl-Anthony Towns on what he told Jalen Brunson when he arrived in New York:

"I told you that the first day I got here and you welcome me here to New York, I said I want to make sure I amplify you to a whole another level that you haven't even recognized for yourself. I want to be that partner in crime that you haven't had, and I want to make sure that every step of the way, anytime you go anywhere, you're never alone. You always have someone behind you that's ready to do whatever it is to protect you, to protect this city. And I only ask for one thing in return. One thing."

(Towns then pointed directly at the Larry O'Brien Trophy)

(Via @Roommates__Show)

[MTLNgolf @MTLNgolf]

Where do I get this fu%£ing sweater!!! They don’t exist!!! @Nike @nikestore @nikelondon @NikeNYC @nikejapan

[Cameron Jourdan @Cam_Jourdan]

Rory McIlroy on Thursday's course setup: "The greens are pretty slow and quite receptive. I think they need to be at this point. It's a challenging golf course already, and you put 30-mile-an-hour winds on top of it, it tests the best players in the world pretty well.

"I think they were prudent with the course setup, and they made sure to -- I think especially with starting with 156 the first two days, you just want to get everyone around without too much issue. They've set the course up for that, at least today."

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

someone ate a bat at a wet market in china and now we have to deal with this

[MTLNgolf @MTLNgolf]

Hey @MLB… hey @NewEraCap… I would buy a Gen 9:12-16 rainbow @SFGiants hat… I am an @Yankees fan. I would buy 10 Gen 9:12-16 rainbow @Yankees hats. Take my money…

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game.

MLB has since issued a warning to them.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🔥 CLARENCE THOMAS IS THE ABSOLUTE GOAT!

"I'd rather die than withdraw. If they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me."

Q: So you'd still like to serve on the Supreme Court?

THOMAS: "I'd rather die than withdraw from the process. Not for the purpose of serving on the Supreme Court, but for the purpose of not being driven out of this process."

"I will not be scared. I don't like bullies. I've never run from bullies. I never cry uncle, and I'm not gonna cry uncle today whether I want to be on the Supreme Court or not."'

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

h/t @DanScavino

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

lemme see u flush that 9-iron 160 white boy

[Vive con Propósito. @PropositoyVida]

"Todo sucede en el momento adecuado, tal como debe ser".

- Lao Tzu

[Fickie Rowler @FickieRowIer]

Making my #Balls this fine evening

Interested to see how everyone marks their #balls

Regards,

Rowler

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Yo Doral Blue Monster is a freaking hard course 😂

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

Periodic reminder:

[MTS @MTSlive]

Good morning

[Cleveland Golf @ClevelandGolf]

Pop it up. Sit it down.
Jake simplifies the high, soft shot. 👀

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Tiger Woods explains his "putt to the picture" method. ✍️

[Quarter Zip Sports @TheQuarterZip]

Missed the cut at Zurich.

Did not feel the pull of the weekend.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“I have the honor of being a golfer.”

“Oh. Well. Golfing has fallen on sad days.”

[MTLNgolf @MTLNgolf]

Officially #shrink

[PBR Jestin Porter @PBRJESTINPORTER]

This might be the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while. Dude taking infield at the Zurich Classic

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Jim Furyk accepting the 2027 Ryder Cup captaincy is the golf equivalent of that scene in an action movie when the grizzled ex-operative is sitting on his porch, finally at peace, when a black SUV rolls up the gravel drive. Furyk doesn't even turn around. "No." The suit gets out anyway. "It's Adare Manor. We're sending you in."

Furyk takes a pull from his beer. "I already did my tour. You know how that went," as he stares off into the distance, the camera cutting to a yellowed NYT newspaper with the infamous interview on his desk.

The suit slides a dossier across the railing. "Bethpage was a disaster. Morale is gone. Half the roster won't return our calls. You're the only one they'll follow into Ireland." You can see it in Furyk's eyes — the math of a man who knows this is almost certainly going to end badly, who remembers exactly how cold the Atlantic wind gets on foreign soil. He knows nobody else is walking through that door. He also knows this Hail Mary is the only thing that can free him from the past.

Furyk picks up the folder, seeing a photo of a smiling Luke Donald shopping for shampoo and a headline announcing Patrick Reed is back in form. Furyk goes to his shed, takes off the tarp from his captain golf cart. "One more thing," the suit says. "Bryson is thinking about being a full-time YouTuber."

Furyk laughs. "Good. For a second I was thinking this was going to be too easy."