Stephen Corby

Dad. Husband. Divorce Lawyer. Business Coach. Expert on Lichtenstein Maritime Law 🚢🏴‍☠️⚓️. Working towards mastery of bird law 🦅🦤🦉.

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@smod4real Seems low if my habits are any indication

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

SPECIAL COUNSEL: How do we prove he knew they were classified?

FBI: He admits knowing they were classified on this taped conversation

SPECIAL COUNSEL: But how can we prove that he didn’t declassify them before he left office?

FBI: You’re not gonna believe this

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@jules_su Lawyer here… I’m giving general advice, I’m obviously not your lawyer. However, I see practically no reason for you to pay your lawyer to respond to a cease-and-desist. It is a meaningless letter that has no force. If they actually bring a lawsuit (unlikely) then do something.

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@Perospumpeh @healingfromlc What a shitty reply. Stop dragging other people down and try picking them up. Or, better yet, just shut up if you can’t offer support.

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@J_Dot_J Sounds like it was written to be sent directly to Plaintiff's soon-to-be hired malpractice lawyers and/or the State Bar.

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@robertoblake So basically

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@embel713 Yes, but you deduct any other client’s time. As long as you aren’t double billing then travel time for a client is absolutely on them. However, I usually reduce my rate by half if I’m not actively working on their case.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

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[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@punished_cait It goes generic in June and hopefully this resolves most of these supply issues.

[Nick_Dalmore 🇺🇦 @dalmore_nick]

@davenewworld_2

[Stephen Corby @MTLegend]

@saraaaaajean These takes are hilarious because even if this technology was capable of doing our jobs (it isn’t) they believe the legal system could adopt this in a reasonable time frame.

Bro, we still use FAX MACHINES. We MAIL THINGS instead of email. No one is Zuckerberging our courtrooms.

[𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 @returnofthegoth]

People who are married, have kids, have a job AND manage to exercise, I have questions

Let’s start with a simple one

HOW.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

For all the MAGA frauds who used Paul Whelan to try and score political points on Britney Griner.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it is time once again. all hail the thanksgiving tube

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

look we'll never know the truth of what really happened

Crazy Guy: "I did it because I wanted to hurt Nancy Pelosi."

who can possibly ascertain all the facts at this point this isn't Clue we don't just open an envelope

Crazy Guy: "It was me, with the hammer, in the library."

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I’m cackling

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis