Micah Thompson

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

My 2 year old is very into kissing boo boos right now, which of course means the 4 year old is very into it. This is the closest I will ever be to being a doctor. #dad #dadlife #doctor

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

Yesterday my 2 year old bumped his forehead and when I offered to kiss it for him (something he feels is essential currently) he said “no, me do it” and he stood very still for about ten seconds trying to work out the physics. Then asked me to kiss it for him. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@Onlykyloneckert You say that like it’s ever NOT protest season in France.

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

My 4 year old turned to me out of the blue, smiled innocently, and said “I’m pretending to be a person.” So… I guess this my warning to everyone. They’re here. #dad #alien

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

Nothing disappoints my 4 year old more than we he thinks he’s getting away with something bad and I tell him it’s okay. So much evil energy he could be spending on other things wasted. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

Some children have imaginary friends, my 4 year old has an imaginary dead cousin named Albert. They don’t talk or anything, my son just brings him up out of nowhere. “Cousin Albert was dead before I was born.” He’ll say. I have no explanation. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@bendobox Praying for you and your family Justin, what a truly terrible time. My sister in law passed away from cancer a few years ago and I know that terrible mix of emotions. She truly is happy and healthy in ways we can’t understand now. It’s just up to us to remember her at her best!

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@NateOfford @Carvana Booo on @Carvana Nate deserves an apology or a chocolate or both.

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

While I was putting my son to bed tonight he asked me to bend down to his bed, kissed me on the cheek, and told me he loved me. I write this here so I remember it the next time he pile-drives into my face for no reason. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

I’m not saying that I could have cracked the Enigma Machine but after long study I can understand my 4 year old with a mouth full of skittles so… that’s basically the same. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

As far as marketing goes I want the company that came up with the Black Widow and not the Brown Recluse people. #ads #marketing

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

My 4 year old had a terrible night. Was in timeout 4 times, screamed, at one point told me “everything you say is wrong.” Of course at the end of the night he quietly colored for 20 minutes, cleaned his own mess, and told me he loved me. The psycho. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

We have m&ms and skittles in my house and my 4 year old decided he wanted m&ms but he wanted to pretend they were skittles. I made many attempts to verify with him that the m&ms would not taste like skittles but he was very adamant that this was hit path. #dad #dadlife #skittles

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@DavidBearmanPFN @PFN365 @ZT_Sports

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

I don’t want to be gross, but being a father and changing diapers has changed forever the way I look at corn. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

I tell my 4 year old bedtime stories and I generally assume he’s not really listening. But this morning when he got up he had a long list of follow up questions and alternate scenarios I could have gone for. Some I have birthed a Reddit thread. #dad #dadlife

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@NateOfford I had a huge bout of this the other day. I fought it off but man… it was scary.

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

Earlier my 4 year old jumped fully on my face with both feet and showed no remorse whatsoever for my horrible wound. Later, he lightly tapped my head with his elbow and proceeded to kiss it better multiple times while apologizing. Read the wound kid. #dad #dadlife #dadpun

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

@midnightsuns I started a new game Plus intending to unlock the dlc characters that way but they aren’t popping in when they should. Is this a new game plus problem?

[Micah Thompson @MThom468]

I knew I’d get asked a lot of hard questions as a dad but out of the blue my 4 year old looked at me today and said “Daddy, why does Bowser love princess peach??” And man… I was not prepared for that.

#dad #dadlife #bowser #mario