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If you need me, I will be at Señor Tadpole’s having a margarita made in my mouth

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

An Ouroboros Of Failure: Every Man In This Friend Group Has Been Used By Every Other Man In This Friend Group As An Example Of A Guy You ‘Don’t Want To End Up Like’

https://t.co/5a8GLELWfV

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

[Sitcom People @SitcomPeople]

Who’s your favorite sitcom secretary?

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@NateSilver538 Fetterman has no real constituency anymore you dunce

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

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@jaykinney

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NEED

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Hippo Table designed by Derek Pearce

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

the dick’s sporting goods in homestead where pinkertons killed seven workers in 1892

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Coke Zero drinkers are not persons in any morally or intellectually significant way, they’re philosophical zombies

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

QBs 🫡

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

let’s work through our grief at the 4 pm showing of sheep detectives

[Mike Tweet @MTpgh93]

No skips

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

World of dumplings

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@iusears @jeffmcg88 @JayBird YUCK

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My millenial friends and I often reminisce on our fondness of Casper mattresses and the font Helvetica

[Herman.fun @doomscroll_x]

The Millennial falloff will be studied for generations

[richard @richard_normal]

i will be praying for them in these trying times but it must be said that she looks like fernando mendoza

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@RNCResearch Hes right you cunts

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

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@KentSterling

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@steezerogers Man this is so funny you definitely should NOT kys

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@DonnieAdams You are funding the data centers, but at least you get to be a racist unfunny douche at the same time