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CEO of the 🚨 COC 🚨. Met Richard Lagow. Self-Appointed Mayor Of Chicago. LEO. I like NDBB & IUFB, sue me.

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2022 Final: 22-9-2 (71%)

2021 Final: 29-13-3 (69%)

Combined 52-22-5 (70%)

Find someone to get you those clips anywhere else & I’ll stop DM’ing @neidman08’s sister.

Cheers gang & we’ll see ya in April. #BangChains

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🚨 COC 🚨

We’re back for one last ride

Let’s put a bow on this season & bang the chains. Don’t cry because it’s OVER, smile because the OVER hit.

o8.5, buckle up. 21-8-2 YTD

@jaykinney @Colton1038 @iusears @codybaby1516 @MTpgh93 @CheeseburgFerg @EHubs1 @DiskersWiskers5

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@nys_zn @TheB1GCommish @NoContextUFL @StoolMintzy Buddy aren’t you the one that said it was sold out? I watched but yea I mean this is a niche league for guys like us

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@nys_zn @TheB1GCommish @StoolMintzy Hey dude they had the game on at the bar on a TV & it looked like it was 60% full at best

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@crim__1 @TheB1GCommish @planktonbo86892 @OhioTate Crim has accomplished the unthinkable in 4 replies:

1) dropped “do you know who my dad is”

2) has zero sense of how to use your/you’re

3) called someone a racist while simultaneously using the N word & “faggot”

4) does not know how to use anything grammatically, including ‘

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@OhioTate Tate never being around people who use cocaine frequently shows by posting this video.

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@SamJulius_ @OhioTate I genuinely laughed. I’ve looked up Spags within the last year out of curiosity.

Getting fired for calling Rihanna fat will never not be hilarious.

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@Ma64Mountain @TheB1GCommish @IowaRallyYak @RepJackKimble @IfindRetards Did this nut job just criticize someone’s sentence structure while also having zero clue how commas work?

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@MasonPlummer_ @buc1CANE1ers Notre Dame fans love using examples of unranked wins when those same teams are now ranked, but they also do the opposite when it benefits them

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@CathVSConf Sheesh dude he’s a running back, not the pope. Everyone appreciates how good he is, but you still have time to delete this.

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@AdamJeffSports @BarstoolIrish Breaking News: Notre Dame fan living in the past.

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@AdamJeffSports @BarstoolIrish “Podcaster” 😂

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@LiamGannon5 @NdMuse @TigranMFM Simply stunning

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@Rammer_Jammer17 @drewdamn87 @JoshPateCFB Did Bama lose to #9 FSU or now FPI #35 FSU?

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@Rammer_Jammer17 @drewdamn87 @JoshPateCFB Rammer, you don’t get to do revisionist history wins or Bama would be in trouble.

They beat #8 Illinois & #3 Oregon. Thank you for coming to reality’s Ted Talk

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@Rammer_Jammer17 @drewdamn87 @JoshPateCFB You are wrong and preesh the acknowledgment. I should have said “just as many”

But Cig will by years end.

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@Rammer_Jammer17 @drewdamn87 @JoshPateCFB Enjoy the small brush fire you burn to have asked that. I hope it’s warm, lad!

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@Rammer_Jammer17 @drewdamn87 @JoshPateCFB Well Rammer we’re glad you asked but we can only name things that have happened:

1) Cig has beat more Top 10 teams in 12 months than CJF did in 12 years.

2) Cig hasn’t lost to an unranked team

3) Cig has never lost as a favorite

4) Cig has never lost at home

5) Be More Mad

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@Sbarry___ @JL_Voice People can respect CMP & Purdue basketball but also realize CFB is king, in any state & at any school. Comparing the two is similar to comparing the GDP of California & Idaho

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@W_B_Rick Rick, can you confirm you are missing the biggest game in IU history for a Cubs game as suggested on the YAK?

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@poisoncity14 @rykerzane @ESPNCFB We know math isn’t a strong suit in the South. Sit this one out, go grab a 5th of vodka, and get behind the wheel——Kirby might notice you then.