Maya Trazioni

Chaotic Aries queer, 30 🏳️‍🌈 Tweeting everything my empty brain comes up with. Plans of world domination on hold due to ADHD and being gay She/They

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope

[north & that @ayenautism]

writers: oh no i can’t write this fic, somebody already wrote the same idea ☹️

readers when there are multiple fics with similar concepts:

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

@ItsMayBiTheWay YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF GURL

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

half of Europe isn't even participating because Eurovision preferred us to leave than telling a "country" who is provoking wars and commiting a genocide for decades to leave until they stop killing people. BOYCOTT EUROVISION, STOP THE WARS and FREE PALESTINE.

[⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[becks @queenxofpeace]

in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER

[Simon John @hehimta]

The show won't work. It'll collapse, or be cancelled.

Essiedu (Snape) is already receiving death threats before a single episode has aired. An Italian actress has been cast as Parvati Patil, a canonically Indian character. Stanton's parents had to disable all of their daughter's social media within an hour of her casting announcement due to racism and, again, death threats. She is eleven years old and already articles dissecting her skin colour have since been written.

The cast is already fracturing. Lithgow nearly quit over Rowling. Nick Frost publicly distanced himself from her views. Essiedu signed an open letter supporting trans people, while playing a character in a show exec produced by Britain's most prominent anti-trans voice.

The show is also biannual, not annual. Season one arrives Christmas 2026. Deathly Hallows, if they get there, lands around 2040. John Lithgow will be 95, almost guaranteeing he'll die during filming, much like Richard Harris died aged 72 after just two films.

The story itself is a now a logistical trap. A Black Snape being hung upside down by the Marauders, spending years fighting for blood purity, then dying for the cause of a white woman he loved. Those scenes cannot be written cleanly anymore. Every choice will generate a fresh brand new controversy from absolutely every angle and political sphere.

This franchise requires a sustained decade of audience goodwill to function. That goodwill simply does not exist anymore, as her base is now the most vitriolic, toxic abusers, a narrative at some point (if not already, seemingly) HBO Max will have to adresss.

The three child leads have not signed long-term contracts. What happens when they're 18, 19, 20, with fully formed opinions about the woman whose name is on the tin?

The magic is a dead horse.

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

@ItsMayBiTheWay mai omg, you can’t just randomly post this, it’s not fair to my mental health

[tuta @missgagcinema]

And btw All profits from this show will go to anti-trans companies so anyone who supports it will have blood on their hands.

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

@ItsMayBiTheWay the fic i’ve been begging you for

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

i’ve never prayed for anything harder than for the Liz Truss Curse to happen again 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach

[nez 🇦🇷 @jimmoyed]

the moment you start harassing an actor for not doing the fanservice YOU want is the moment you need to go outside, interact with other people, make friends, breath some fresh air idk i promise you it's NEVER that deep

[vicothy☆ @buddingods]

I've been reading fics for years and not even once did I find it difficult to avoid triggering content, so if you continue to repeatedly come across tropes that trigger you, I do think it is a You problem

[Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Goose🌱/🐍☁️ @JenosonTwit]

'AO3 needs an app and ads!' No, it will be subject to the platforms ToS or sponsor demands aka censorship.

'AO3 needs an algorithm!' No, it's not a soc med platform, it's an archiving site.

'AO3 needs to monetize authors!' No, OTW will be sued into oblivion.

[fleur @fleurqts]

media keep clocking homophobic heated rivalry fans

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

the wrong actor from home alone 2 died today

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

@ItsMayBiTheWay not yet

[Maya Trazioni @MTrazioni]

@ItsMayBiTheWay then hurry the fuck up bitch /aff