Mudcrabs

Melbourne University Comedy Revue Board. run by Toby Lewis (@susan_sriracha), Shane Woods, and AJ (@_alex_mcfadden)

[Mudcrabs @MUCRB]

(To the tune of Spider Pig)

Spider Crab Spider Crab does whatever Spider Crab can
Can they swing from a ledge, yes they can, Crabs are great
Look out it’s Spider Crab

-AJ

[The Chaser @chaser]

Government backs removing Cook statue after learning he came here by boat

[alissacaliente @alissacaliente]

Today marks 90 days since Breonna Taylor’s murder and her killers have yet to be charged. Arrest Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison, and Myles Cosgrove.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Scomo thinks there wasn’t slavery in Australia, I think because we were categorised as Flora and fauna so technically animals or plants can’t be slaves, nah that’s fair enough, got us on a technicality there ya rascal.

[Pelagic Trash Vortex @onebracketsOne]

Please, Mr. Bones was my father's name

[Mudcrabs @MUCRB]

🦀

[Ben Volchok @zomgmouse]

animal crossing is the love child of club penguin and habbo hotel

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The Mudcrabs Present "Chickpeas" the first video in our "Laughs from Afar" series. We hope you enjoy the journey
https://t.co/JSCEFGKeFH

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https://t.co/Z8eBF9dTAV

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Some comedians have recommended some funny stuff that you can watch

https://t.co/SGEbLtsWOo

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You'd never see an arrow like this above a crab.

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Crab

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All lobsters are unacceptable. Crabs only!

[Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts @scienceshitpost]

Suggested by @LileyPeter

[Mudcrabs @MUCRB]

This is a hate crime

[Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts @scienceshitpost]

Submitted by @LoganSamuels69

[Kareena @KareenaDhaliwal]

lobsters are portrait and crabs are landscape, pass it on

[Mudcrabs @MUCRB]

Papa crab with the good content

[Ben Volchok @zomgmouse]

when you're disinfecting your house and then forget one important thing