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[aaron from queens 🇵🇸 @aaronnarraph]

yep

[Broke Mind Virus 🇺🇸🦅 @BenGKaplan65]

Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Scrolling Peter Bukowski’s feed the day after Packers losses

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Man I can’t imagine what that’s like

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Both the @NextGenStats model and ESPN Analytics model strongly recommended that Detroit GO on 4th and 1 from their own 24.

The key here is the time on the clock. Lions are extremely likely to get another possession with over 4 minutes left on the clock.

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!

[Logan Reever @loganreever]

Emmitt Finnie year 2 jump feeding families

[BriggyTweets @BriggyTweets]

At a certain point you become so racist it makes you functionally disabled

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Buffalo’s @JoshAllenQB on Matthew Stafford after beating the Rams: “If he’s not the greatest thrower of the football of all-time, I don’t know who is. … He’s a guy every quarterback should strive to be like.”

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

Matthew Glock9 Stafford…

…. We come calling again.

[5’8” little mousey boy 🌹 @Masedawg77]

Tell her Ameer Abdullah is still doing it

[#1 ILITCH HATER @wedrings]

Watching Larkin play really feels like I’m remembering why I fell in love with an ex

[Brad Krysko WWP @BradKrysko]

Fire everyone. Burn it to the ground.

[Aly @alyspartan]

Mike Ilitch helped Sergei Fedorov defect from the Soviet Union, then spent what it took to keep stars in Detroit.

Under Chris? Larkin wants out. Skubal is gone. Edvinsson is in Sweden w/o a contract. Yzerman is no longer GM.

That’s not preserving a legacy. It’s dismantling one.

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

all you can do is laugh at this point

[ٍ @naboudoir]

Spent three hours in the library and got nothing done

[abdi @abditmr]

idgaf I feel like I’m a way higher level of human being because I don’t laugh at this type of content

[Zack Pierce @ZPathletic]

This angle gets me, where he’s just kind of standing there soaking it in, then sees his daughter and smiles, then instantly melts into tears … whew. Hell of a run, 35.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Crying in baseball is allowed today. This was a perfect exit for future first ballot Hall of Famer Justin Verlander. So awesome.