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I watch a lot of SVU.

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My Discover Weekly sucks ass this week

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It’s Barry weekend, baby 🚴🏼‍♀️

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Ok, please imagine it’s 3 am on St Paddy’s day and you tried to go to bed at 1030 and now you’re sitting on the couch crying unfriending everyone and wondering how the fuck anyone makes connections in life

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I HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR. I am at my least healthiest and feel like trash.

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I worked until 5:15 today and I’d like an award

[Zenn @zennwolf]

@tressiemcphd I think it’s time we normalize going full Golden Girls. I am about 6 months away from gathering a group of my single friends to live out our days day drinking and eating cheesecake in caftans.

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And now we’re following up Derrick getting the boot with a Wolfgang “the stove is like a woman, it never does what it’s supposed to do” Puck misogynistic piece of shit episode? - cool, great job @GordonRamsay really loving this season

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Catching up on @MASTERCHEFonFOX this week and Derrick gets kicked off???? Fuck off @GordonRamsay I’m done watching this shit show, he should have won the first time, now this?? Sham

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I’m sorry but if I’m playing Serena Williams tonight, I’d let her win #usopen

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Serena!!!! ☹️

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@tressiemcphd These responses are hilarious, god I hate the internet

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@randfDoreen @tressiemcphd Because they’re annoying

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Thinking about cutting my hair off I hate when I DO THIS SHIT. It happens every year someone tell me no

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You guys, it’s for traveling not staying abroad. Sorry @TMobile I didn’t know a two week vacation was too long for you.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

It’s a tremendous men’s final at Wimbledon, and even more fascinating to dislike both players equally.

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I’m running my first half marathon tomorrow AND IM NERVOUS

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How do people lose weight running, I am starving all the time and eat like a garbage disposal

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Donal is making us watch the NFL draft, he needs to go back to work

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I hope Jack White doesn’t get electrocuted tomorrow 😬

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GOD I HATE WEDNESDAY EVENINGS