Besh

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Today around 4pm

At Cedars, Lenana Rd,

Robert Alai in the Company of SEVEN DCI Officers,

Attacked Babu Owino, where Alai drew his Gun on Babu

One of them apparently hit Ongili on the neck with the Butt of a Pistol

Babu was just out of stomach surgery, juzi

Sad that it's a Luo man they want to use to murder another Luo

Awuoro Siasa...

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The lady who airlifted our Boy Lee to Sayuni without a return ticket has finally been unmasked. Lilian Moraa was arrested after launching Ben-Kumi from the 14th floor parachuteless. To show you how heartless daughters of Agrippina can be, Madam shumileta simply tucked herself back in bed and continued sleeping like a newborn goat after connecting our boy to Sayuni's WiFi signal.

DCI sleuths stormed in 45 minutes later, only to find her snoring like someone who had just won a government tender. Investigations reveal that Moraa met Ben-Kumi on a dating app,, the type where people lie more than politicians during campaign season.

The young man had been supplying her with electricity non-stop without an iota of blackouts,, pure steady voltage for a whole year. The man was a walking KPLC transformer.

But sadly, this whole saga exposes a painful truth, men are still going through GBV, but their cries are treated like Safaricom Bonga points, nobody takes them seriously.

The world has programmed itself to believe men are emotionless robots built with scrap metal and stubbornness, immune to pain, heartbreak and being thrown from balconies like expired goods. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Siku alitema keki, sikuongea

Niliacha mujionee what I had been telling you. Hii regime!

Last Born pia hakula yake

"Dakine mudho mit ila eiyot"

Those forcing Luos with Broadbased are Libamba

Joho ni mkosti

Junet, Oria

Mbadi is Suba

Wandai, kimirwa

Wanga, a retard

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@kariukiisaacM True

I am HOMOPHOBIC

Sifichi. That's why niko exile Namibia, not France like Amenya

Penetrating another man's tunnel of sewage is not love

Lesbian women pia wajue being built like Tata Truck and childhood trauma

Can't change nature. A long clitoris is not a penis

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@Kenyans Kichwa inaniuma...

Can those around Ruto talk to him, please !

I know last days za ukedi ni delusion but, aiiiii

The same parliament you said is a den of corrupt fools?

[JESHI LA SIFUNA @Jeshi_LaSifuna]

Someone Tell This Brown Envelope Merchant Together With His Masters To Return The Deposits For ODM Sale To The Buyer.. Chama Haitauzwa Na Hiyo Biashara Imeungua.. You Must Be Stupid To Start Fighting Winnie Because She Said Facts. Be Mature.. Longlilo!!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Tea!

Financer of this trip

Na sio Kasongo

Sabina Chege, breaking homes since 1932

Mkiamka, tafuteni bread

Kericho gold will be served sotli

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

My Speech at ODM @20 in Mombasa County.

We stood there today not as silent witnesses, not as broken spirits, but as voices that refuse to be crushed, as hearts that refuse to surrender.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@CJohnx11 Hehehe

What culture does he know when his mother was a known WITCH hapo Kano?

She used to run naked at night, and that's why his son began his career in stealing Matresses in skul

Burying the fly whisk was symbolising end of an era

The Luo elders sanctioned it. Who is Alai

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

What other evidence do you need that Mzee was offed?

They've taken over na ata his corpse is still fresh

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Naskia alichoma hapo "ODM at 20" mbaya

Winnie knows they killed her Dad

In fact, patia yeye Woman Rep, acha ni replace Nyamu senate

She's gay. But was Jakom's heart

Alai, achana na Winnie. Umbwa!

You got ODM ticket ya Kile by blackmailing Oduor Ong'wen with his sex tape

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Eish... Nkt

Where are you, Caroline? 🥹

@DCI_Kenya
@citizentvkenya
@tv47digital
@StandardKenya
@ntvkenya
@fidakenya

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Spirit of Ramogi has risen in the midst of the Church in Nyanza

During Rao's Nyayo funeral, we heard it

Then Bishop Ong'injo has decided to raid the Temple of Belzebub

Loved every word. Especially the "Ufuo na ma"

Been saying it, nakula matusi

Luo reinnassance is NIGH

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

Preach brother preach

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@lilacmwesh That if you urinate after sex, you'll not get pregnant

Wait... you said as a child? Sorry

Oh, that if I got good grades, I'll achieve success

Yet Sudi, who can't spell his name has more teeth than my bank account balance

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

So kifo inachukua Betty Bayo,

Na inawacha Ruto?

"This earth has defeated my eyes"

Today, let me rest...

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@TheNairobiTimez From a president who beats his wife

To a president who gets beaten by the wife?

Kwani Kenya tulikosea Mungu nini!

Tufiakwa...Cannot and will not happen

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@CopShakurkihara Negro Pliz😳

Enda tafuta kazi ya kubeba kibeti and restore your masculinity

Your two minutes of fame is over, I believe you have a family to feed

Charity begins at home

Junet is part of the reason Raila alionea urais viu sasa

Alikula pesa ya agents na Joho and Ruto WON

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@MwangiHub He was my boss

Jalang'o is a good man

Alinipea kazi during covid

He calls me "nyathiwa"

Babu calls me "ng'ata"

Luo men have a way with words

Shida ya jalas ni kuma and hubris

Unaingia job, Jalas atakusomea whole day

Then locks himself in his ofis to fuck Azziad

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

The ONLY ADOPTED SON of jakom was Fidel

Not this infidel

He married Ida when she was already pregnant

Ruth arranged for Fidel to impregnate some Luo lady, akamzalia TWINS!

Hence vita kati ya Lwam na Ida, billions za Will

Meanwhile, Lugari MP is a KILLER

Ameua headteacher