Malcolm

I’m here to joke and complain about shit that no one will ever read

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Using flock cameras to watch a man drive from Wisconsin to a Michigan dispensary only to pull him over for possession when he got back home is so interesting to me when an estimated 460,000-600,000 children go missing in the US every year.

[hunter @3gpmh]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a girlfriend

[officer cheeks @purrrrkinsss]

what level of pussy is it when you're scared of SOMERVILLE, MASSACHUSETTS

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@Ana_Sandiego_ Hot ass breath being blown back at you with this humidity. Absolute insanity

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

You dudes who walk around with sheisty masks on. Why? 😂

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

I’m glad everyone is getting on the public execution wave. I’ve been saying it for months now

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

Niggas approval rating is in the 30s and he’s still trying to get this bullshit off

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever

Reporter: They aren't saying that

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@elonmusk is a pedophilic parasite

[Viral Reel Addict @ViralReelAddict]

Fact 💯

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk:

“You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

Im fucking crying laughing 😭

[dr. floww @__Floww]

Good morning. Your government is providing resources to Israel but not to Puerto Rico…

[libby ☆ @libbyzgutz]

tweeting like I have an audience

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

Family members too 🙏🏽

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

While the DSA isn’t technically a new party, this is what we need. More choices at the end of the day. This is the start

[Acyn @Acyn]

NBC: Abdul El-Sayed has won the Democratic Primary

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@VirindiAC @BamaSaltyMarine Republicans control all three branches of the government, how’s that working out for your pockets retard?

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@WeSee2024 @DSA_Watch @SireRottweiler 🦝

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@KYMISTWALKER1 Where did your old crusty racist ass go? Did you die?

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

It is that serious bitch

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Malcolm @M_2Saints]

@SolScientist @AIPAC @nytimes Like how Argentina was running cover for Nazis fleeing Germany?

[kell @karolinassorrow]

"i was married at your age" mfs if they played during the avoidant attachment era