Milk Steak Jones

Nickelback enthusiast, FSU, Eagles, 76ers

[Milk Steak Jones @M_Honez]

@BrendanSchaub Me when they dad says “and i relieved him”

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Police officer: what’s up

Dustin Poirier:

[Priestess of Khonshu 🌘 @gnosis_mma]

He can not even change it to 17-1 because he can not open his iPhone with face ID 😭

#ufcfreedom

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

AJ Brown finally free of the 2x Super Bowl champion team and Super Bowl MVP QB

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

GOD DAMNIT MAN, JUST EAT THE DOG SHIT. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW BAD IT’S GONNA GET.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

seminole boosters trying to get people to renew their season tickets for 2026

[☔ @Whotfismick]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Dianna Russini introducing her husband to Mike Vrabel in 2021

[Milk Steak Jones @M_Honez]

@Golfman055 @NUCLRGOLF @WSJ YEAHHHHHHHH

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

FSU’s social media manager watching every other school tweet about their draft picks this year

[N*****damus @Bignole936]

As a diehard FSU fan I would be totally fine with not seeing another video of the team until like 2028 lol

[はじめ @hajime20250823]

テキサスのみんな、お待たせ。
テキサスのソウルフードWhataburgerに行きました。日本だと「ケチャップを下さい」と言わないと、ケチャップがもらえないけど、ここでは何も言わずにケチャップの掴み取りができました。ドリンクも飲み放題で、体がすくすくと横に大きくなる理由が分かりました。

[Arawl @NotThatRawlings]

Alex Jones exposes the FSU football team. Do you agree with him?

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

I’m tired of climbin boss

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

FSU scores a td

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

don’t come crawling back to uncle mikey when we’re hoisting that gasparilla bowl trophy over our heads you fucking cowards

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@RockstarGames Me and the bro playing GTA 6

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Never throw with your off hand in public.