Michelle Layfield

Somewhere between Roy Kent & Wednesday Addams 🫧Don’t you dare settle for fine 🫧 🦄 #Disnerd 🐭 #RavensFlock 💜 #OriolesMagic 🧡 #CTID 🩵

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Joško Gvardiol deal, done and confirmed as he signs new contract at Manchester City.

Agreement until June 2031 and move to Spain off for this summer.

Seen as key player by director Viana and new coach Enzo Maresca.

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

Of course he does

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Alexi Lalas defends Fox’s commercials during hydration breaks https://t.co/NUXaUsWD7a

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Vive l'Amérique

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

Not even hotels! The worst is spending the night at your friend’s house for the first time and doing the walk of shame out of the bathroom to ask for help after a few minutes fiddling around without success!

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

cracking up that the replies are almost exclusively Americans saying that every shower in the whole dang country inexplicably has different controls and all of us do the same humiliation ritual at hotels

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

OH SNAP

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

There will be no private DMs. People want transparency and accountability so we’re going do this right here in public. You can start by apologizing to all impacted and then reimburse them all of their expenses with extra flight credit/money for the trouble caused.

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

Because of the fluoride in the water. Don’t take it awayyyyyyyyy

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

Why does every American seem to have amazing teeth?

Serious question.

[James @turningmystile]

there are so many things where brits are justified in making fun of us Americans but for some reason they keep trying to do it about food

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

Whoopsies!

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

You haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed Yaya Toure run 60 yards with the ball and score a banger. Educate yourself.

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

This is the 💩housery World Cup spirit!

[HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸 @HausenKS]

Getting the English team to sign The Declaration of Independence.

Classic 😎

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

☠️☠️☠️

[HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸 @HausenKS]

Getting the English team to sign The Declaration of Independence.

Classic 😎

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

You cannot hate Jameis

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Jameis Winston joins Japan fans in cleaning up trash postgame at Dallas Stadium. #WorldCup

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

@Jimmyking35 And it was SO much fun. That’s what the World Cup is about!

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

I’m gonna be honest, it was about +
97% Ecuador

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

The moment Côte d’Ivoire became an honorary Philadelphia team by beating Ecuador at Lincoln Financial Field in front of 90% Ecuadorian fans 🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🐘🐘🐘🐘

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

@Jimmyking35 😂😂😂 surprised I’m not fluent in Spanish after those few hours! It was an Ecuador home game!

[Michelle Layfield @M_Layfield]

And Yaya!

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Vastly underestimating the amount of FIFA addicts who mained Ivory Coast

Shoutout Drogba

[Aaron West @oeste]

nothing is more representative of the united states than the differences between england and algeria’s experiences IN THE SAME STATE 🤣🤣🤣

[Ashley Schendel @ashleyschendel]

I love seeing what people from other countries put on their USA bucket lists because it is not the stuff we think it will be.

They’re not saying “Grand Canyon” or “New York City.”

They’re saying Buc-ee’s, a Big Gulp, Texas BBQ, baseball, a rodeo, a drive thru, Chipotle, a gun range, and watching something completely ridiculous happen in a Walmart parking lot.

And the funny part is they’re not wrong.

America is so normal to us that we forget how bizarre and entertaining it probably looks from the outside.

If somebody came here and asked you for the real American experience, what are you making them do first?