Michelle Martin

I wear mostly black as a general rule.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

I was going to delete my account but instead I’d like to go out with a few words.

FUCK YOU @elonmusk you N*zi motherfucker

and

FUCK YOU @realDonaldTrump @POTUS you arrogant, egotistical, idiotic wolf in Christian clothing.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@CoolCatlovesyou that Dirty Dog is at it again! There goes the neighborhood 🤦🏼‍♀️👎🏻

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@realmikemoon @ChristGrec @MissouriSenate The age of the other child doesn’t make it better-marriage is legally binding & is a concept that children don’t fully grasp. Of course they’re still married, she’s never had the chance to know anything else. Plus, what is “of similar age”? 12? 13? Simply under 18? You’re gross.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@MsAmericanAF @Jim_M58 @EdKrassen @mtgreenee But Coors also supports the LGTBQ+ community so she’s doing nothing? Besides letting her stupidity show.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@mtgreenee https://t.co/6D7ThQovIs

Ohhhhh failed again there Marj.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@benshapiro So if being trans=mental illness then do you support a) an overhaul to healthcare to provide mental health care that is worth a damn? And b) more strict background checks for buying/owning guns?

Or do you just want to blame it on trans people as a group? Guessing it’s this one.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@RepMTG What the fuck are you talking about? You’re a world-class moron

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@RepMTG Such brave. Very patriot.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@HDTGM true genius in this discussion of Gooby. My boyfriend and I bought this DVD (yes, we bought it) last weekend and have been just mystified ever since. Also, have a list of other movies that should be considered for this pod if ya need ideas.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Day 3 of tweeting my skit idea to @nbcsnl until they use it and credit me: Kathy Bates hosts the episode and reprises her role in “Misery” via this skit. @MsKathyBates

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Day 1 of tweeting my skit idea to @nbcsnl until they use it and credit me: The plot for the movie “Misery” except it’s a disgruntled Game of Thrones fan and George R. R. Martin @grrm. #snl #GOT #HOTD

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Day 2 of tweeting my skit idea to @nbcsnl until they use it and credit me: made even funnier because Georgie boy enjoys the set up he has and will still never finish writing

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Day 1 of tweeting my skit idea to @nbcsnl until they use it and credit me: The plot for the movie “Misery” except it’s a disgruntled Game of Thrones fan and George R. R. Martin @grrm. #snl #GOT #HOTD

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Day 1 of tweeting my skit idea to @nbcsnl until they use it and credit me: The plot for the movie “Misery” except it’s a disgruntled Game of Thrones fan and George R. R. Martin @grrm. #snl #GOT #HOTD

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

I don’t tweet a lot but I need @SUBWAY to have a stern talking to with the person who picks out lids for their cups because the straw hole is so tight I couldn’t even drink through the straw without removing the lid.

Good sandwich though. Five stars for my meatball sub.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@redlettermedia Recommendation for Best of the Worst - “2025 - The World Enslaved by a Virus”. Truly something special 🤌🏼 https://t.co/Im5eLWOaP1

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@POTUS Looks like I’ve got some extra cash AND time to spend 💃🏼

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@Homejuice19 @cyclebar It’s such a public place to take a class lol. I have to imagine it was promo for a new studio but still…my social anxiety could never.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

Also Rinna is a gas lighter. #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

It’s been a year since I’ve been here but I needed to say that @lisarinna & @doritkemsley1 need to step away from #RHOBH. They bring nothing to the table, Rinna is not funny or cute and doesn’t ‘own’ anything, and Dorit has not had one genuine moment her entire run. Ok bye.

[Michelle Martin @M_Martin35]

@EyeOnWeHo @LuckyLMM Is this a joke? It’s not a choice b/w living in fear & being completely flippant about how serious it can be for some people. I wear a mask where necessary w/o bitching, give people space, and avoid crowded events bc I’m not an asshole not because I’m living in fear.