Gue kerja sampai meninggal juga gak bakal punya duit segini :)
Ternyata Indonesia tu kaya banget kan, dikorupsi sampai berjilid-jilid aja masih gak bangkrut
- Ga bisa menangani bencana Sumatra? Dibelain.
- Keluar negeri terus? Dibelain.
- Kurban pakai APBN? Dibelain.
- Rupiah melemah? Dibelain.
- BBM naik? Dibelain.
- Harga kebutuhan pokok naik? Dibelain.
- PHK massal terjadi? Dibelain.
- Daya beli masyarakat turun? Dibelain.
- Utang negara bertambah? Dibelain.
- Pajak dinaikkan? Dibelain.
- Defisit melebar? Dibelain.
- IHSG anjlok? Dibelain.
- Lapangan kerja seret? Dibelain.
- Investasi mandek? Dibelain.
- Harga beras naik? Dibelain.
- Harga listrik naik? Dibelain.
- Program kontroversial jalan terus? Dibelain.
- Pejabat bikin pernyataan blunder? Dibelain.
- Kritik publik diabaikan? Dibelain.
- Demonstrasi mahasiswa diremehkan? Dibelain.
- Janji kampanye belum terealisasi? Dibelain.
- Menteri bermasalah dipertahankan? Dibelain.
- Kabinet gemuk? Dibelain.
- Anggaran membengkak? Dibelain.
- Kepercayaan pasar turun? Dibelain.
- Rating pemerintah turun? Dibelain.
- Apa pun yang terjadi: Dibelain.
Siapa pun yang mengkritik:
Disalahin.
Sesuci itu kah sosok yg pernah ada ISU HAM ini di mata kalian?
@henrysubiakto Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini Pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.
BREAKING: Seorang siswa SMK di Kudus bernama Muhammad Rafif Arsya Maulidi menulis surat terbuka kepada Presiden Prabowo, menolak jatah Program Makan Bergizi Gratis (MBG) untuk dirinya dan meminta anggaran tersebut (sekitar Rp6,75 juta untuk 1,5 tahun) dialihkan sebagai tambahan tunjangan bagi guru-guru yang kesejahteraannya masih memprihatinkan.
Ia berargumen bahwa guru jauh lebih berperan membentuk generasi muda daripada program makan gratis, dan suratnya yang diunggah di Instagram menjadi viral.
For those who do not understand the image. The cartoon image is a meme that depicts a man in traditional Arab attire (thobe and ghutra) holding a stack of five large books labeled Qalun, Hafs, Warsh, Al-Duri, and Khalaf.
What the meme is referring to
These labels are not different "books" or separate versions of the Quran. They are names of authentic canonical recitations (Qirā'at) of the same Quran:
1. Hafs (full: Hafs 'an 'Asim): The most widespread recitation today, used in about 95% of printed Qur'ān worldwide (including most Muslim countries outside North Africa).
2. Warsh (Warsh 'an Nafi'): Commonly used in parts of North Africa (e.g., Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia).
3. Qalun: (Qalun 'an Nafi'): Another transmission from the same reader as Warsh, popular in Libya and parts of Tunisia.
4. Al-Duri; (Al-Duri 'an Abu 'Amr): Used in some regions of Sudan and West Africa.
5. Khalaf (Khalaf 'an Hamzah): One of the less common ones today but still authentic.
There are traditionally 7 or 10 canonical Qirā'at (depending on scholarly classification), all tracing back through unbroken chains of transmission to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). These are different styles of recitation, primarily in pronunciation, intonation, vowel lengthening, and minor word forms similar to regional accents or dialects in a language.
Why the differences exist (Islamic perspective)
The Qur'ān was revealed in classical Arabic, which had various tribal dialects. Authentic hadiths state it was revealed in seven ahruf (modes/dialects) to make recitation easier for different Arab tribes. Over time, these developed into the standardized Qirā'at, all considered fully authentic and divinely permitted. The skeletal text (rasm) of the Qur'ān remains identical across all; differences are mostly in how words are vocalized or minor synonyms that complement rather than contradict the meaning.
The meme plays on a common criticism (often from non-Muslim polemicists) suggesting these Qirā'at prove "multiple Qur'ān" or textual corruption. In reality:
a. All Qirā'at convey the same core message and doctrines.
b. Differences are subtle (e.g., pronunciation of a word like "maliki" vs. "maaliki" in Al-Fatihah, or minor grammatical forms).
c. They enrich understanding by providing layered meanings, not conflicts.
d. The vast majority of Muslims recite in Hafs today, but switching to another authentic Qira'ah is perfectly valid.
The "confusion" portrayed is satirical exaggeration, there's no genuine doubt among scholars that all these are the one Qur'ān, perfectly preserved in its authentic forms.
Take every attack they throw against Islam as an opportunity to teach Muslims about Islam. In a way, they are helping to spread Islam but they do not know it because they are not different from the beasts, unable to think, research or see things properly. In fact, they are even more astray than the breasts.
Di thread lagi rame ada mba-mba awardee LPDP di Australia (PhD Candidate di Queensland) mengeluh kalau AUD4,000 itu tidak cukup.
Masalahnya yang dia keluhkan itu sama sekali tidak sensitif.
Yoga mat Lululemon disebut frugal. Ya Allah frugal mah KMart. 🥲
I condemn in the strongest terms Israel’s interception of the Global Sumud Flotilla. These vessels carried unarmed civilians and life-saving humanitarian supplies for Gaza, yet they were met with intimidation and coercion.
By blocking a humanitarian mission, Israel has shown utter contempt not only for the rights of the Palestinian people but also for the conscience of the world. The flotilla embodied solidarity, compassion and the hope of relief for those under blockade.
Malaysia will use all legitimate and lawful means at our disposal to ensure that Israel is held to account, especially in matters concerning Malaysian citizens. The safety and dignity of our people are paramount, and we will not allow them to be compromised with impunity.
As long as the Palestinian people are denied their fundamental rights and aspirations, Malaysia will stand unflinchingly with them. We will not relent in demanding an end to the injustice and dispossession that have plagued Palestine for generations.
Photo : Reuters
“DIAAAMM…!!”
Aryanto Sutadi (Penasehat Ahli Kapolri ) langsung teriak histeris karena kalah debat dengan Ahmad Khozinudin (Pengacara Roy Suryo dkk) 😱
Full Vid : https://t.co/jPZSyTBDrm
Setiap tahun kita diberi kesempatan belajar astronomi. Jawabannya kenapa bisa lama, karena tahun ini yang bisa lihat itu cuma Aceh, itu pun paling baratnya. Jadi harus nunggu yang bisa lihat di ujung itu.
Tomorrow will mark the 1-year anniversary of my graduation and here I am, age 24, still without a full-time job.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha end me
A sign outside a restaurant in Kyoto.
The English and Chinese text says the restaurant is full
The small red text on Japanese at the bottom says "If you can read this, you may come in"
George Orwell's "1984", despite being a product of English literature, should be taught in Indonesian classrooms.
If only so many Indonesians weren't so phobic towards the English language and the world outside of Indonesia.
"yaelah sok enggres lu"
"gabisa basa enggres"