MustacheMatt

The Adventures of Mustache Matt

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@vegastbone I think you gotta be a family member or something to bail someone out. 3 years ago I had a roommate cash in hand want allowed to bail me out. They literally told him no.

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Thomas Massie > Donald Trump

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

There’s a quiet all out war for the future of our country. Let us not misdirect our precious resources.

I do not believe I lost due to fraudulent votes, mail-in ballots, hacking, or mistabulated results. I respect those who want to make sure, but I won’t be requesting a recount.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Justin gonzales @JTRAINxGANG]

Today is my day!

[Tbone @vegastbone]

The Wall of St Paul ran out of air in the hockey mask. 5280 mountain man shit.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@RideRTD You’re busses are always delayed because your service is trash.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

Rockies are World Series champions now @vegastbone

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@vegastbone Slam that under

[MatScouts @MatScouts1]

Kids today will never know the joy of having to go in the hallway to look at brackets on the wall to see who you wrestled next.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@vegastbone Live close by! Very sad.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Umm the Rockies?

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

I play golf with a guy sometimes at the club.

He fills every divot, his and others, fixes ball marks anywhere he sees them.

He’ll also pick trash from the bushes.

Sweet, kind, gentleman.

Also a billionaire.

Be that guy.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

Weed is a still a crime? So sad. https://t.co/ZNDgMietbR

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@CodyRoarkNFL No.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@LeVeonBell @LoganPaul Fuck em up!!!

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@VicLombardi Yes.

[MustacheMatt @M_Smith27]

@HappyPunch Go take a nap on the interstate